Can you keep it going asking ONLY QUESTIONS?

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  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 12,910 Member
    edited April 2023
    Do you know how many dimes I'd have if I had a dime every time somebody asked that question? What's a number between "a few" and "a lot?" 😜

    (Does that emoji suitably redirect the tenor of my question from unintended annoyance towards playful banter?)
  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 13,418 Member
    nossmf wrote: »
    Do you know how many dimes I'd have if I had a dime every time somebody asked that question? What's a number between "a few" and "a lot?" 😜

    (Does that emoji suitably redirect the tenor of my question from unintended annoyance towards playful banter?)

    Half a googleplex? 🤣
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 12,910 Member
    edited April 2023
    Though you're not wrong, could that answer be less than helpful for most people?
  • paperpudding
    paperpudding Posts: 9,354 Member
    less or fewer?

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  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 13,418 Member
    edited April 2023
    Can't less people be fewer concerned than I on that choice of word, unfew my choice makes my meaning fewer understandable?
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,305 Member
    @frankwbrown, how do you do that? Will you please accept my thanks for the good laugh?
  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 13,418 Member
    You're welcome, 🙇‍♂️ wasn't that my intent? 😂
  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 13,418 Member
    I ask you, is it fair to be credited with less than 3,000 steps after doing 45 minutes of tai chi, 45 minutes of Pilates, 45 minutes of yoga, and ~40 minutes of swimming? 😕
    Sheesh, what's a guy gotta do? 🤔
    Walk? 😅
  • paperpudding
    paperpudding Posts: 9,354 Member
    or stop counting your steps?
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 12,910 Member
    Maybe hire somebody else to count them for you?
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,305 Member
    frankwbrown wrote: »
    I ask you, is it fair to be credited with less than 3,000 steps after doing 45 minutes of tai chi, 45 minutes of Pilates, 45 minutes of yoga, and ~40 minutes of swimming? 😕
    Sheesh, what's a guy gotta do? 🤔
    Walk? 😅
    Would you rather have fewer than 3,000 steps?
  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 13,418 Member
    edited April 2023
    Some people say that "less is more", but wouldn't I prefer a more bigger number than 3,000 steps, although wouldn't I still be happy if it was fewer than 20,000 steps?
    (Aren't I just back from an evening walk, with 10,000 steps?)
  • obstacle_overcomer
    obstacle_overcomer Posts: 132 Member
    Why do people try to talk to me when I first wake up?
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,305 Member
    Shouldn't they at least bring you coffee first?
  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 13,418 Member
    Where's my coffee, please?
    If you were filthy rich, would you have your own barista?
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,305 Member
    Wouldn't you?
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 12,910 Member
    If you never had to work again, wouldn't keeping the simple things in life make life continue to be worthwhile, making a barista counterproductive?
  • SundryCoder
    SundryCoder Posts: 468 Member
    y'all are either the half empty or half full. isn't the only important thing whether or not there's coffee in the mug?
  • srazamora
    srazamora Posts: 4,569 Member
    Do you realize you asked that question to the one non-coffee drinker here? 🤣
  • SundryCoder
    SundryCoder Posts: 468 Member
    doesn't the word y'all imply more than one person?
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 12,910 Member
    How would you imply a single person, if using that particular dialect?
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,305 Member
    Couldn't just saying 'you' imply one person?
  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 13,418 Member
    Are y'all sure about that? 😂
  • paperpudding
    paperpudding Posts: 9,354 Member
    am i ever sure about anything?
  • SundryCoder
    SundryCoder Posts: 468 Member
    Are we sure that we are not sure?
  • AdahGreen2022
    AdahGreen2022 Posts: 264 Member
    Wouldn't you like to BE a barista if you're filthy rich? Is that anyone else's dream job?
  • SundryCoder
    SundryCoder Posts: 468 Member
    Wouldn't I prefer to be a professional hammock tester?
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,305 Member
    Wouldn't I rather keep the game book for a professional basketball team?
  • savage22hp
    savage22hp Posts: 278 Member
    In the quest for happiness, why is everyone sure they have found their soulmate and yet look over their spouses shoulder instead of into their eyes?
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,305 Member
    savage22hp wrote: »
    In the quest for happiness, why is everyone sure they have found their soulmate and yet look over their spouses shoulder instead of into their eyes?
    Who does this?

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