Can you keep it going asking ONLY QUESTIONS?

st0rmagedd0n

Given the material at hand, can't you get the gist of it?

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

You were making a joke about petroleum jelly?

st0rmagedd0n

You think petroleum jelly jokes would be against the forum rules?

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

You didn't know the viscosity and application of petroleum jelly is kept pretty hush hush around here?

st0rmagedd0n

Is this that 'one weird trick' the browser ads are always trying to tell me?

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

You didn't hear about the guy who asked a moderator if she knew what the difference was between jam and petroleum jelly?

st0rmagedd0n

What happened to him?

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Is it alright if it's too horrifying for me to talk about?

st0rmagedd0n

That depends: are you the guy?

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Who told you?

Bill8855

How horrific is it?

akris2

Ever seen Drew Carey naked?

skahtboi

Is it safe to come back here now???

Bill8855

Who would want that?

slimgirljo15

Nope ...was it scarey ?

skahtboi

Did you read it all??

akris2

If it wasn't, would I have PTDCD (Post Traumatic Drew Carey Disorder)?

Spnneil06

How would you treat that?

skahtboi

Do you think a salve would fix it? Isn't salve a funny word?

slimgirljo15

Hmmm what are you putting salve on ?

skahtboi

Wouldn't you like to know?? Would you like to help?

akris2

I would but could you help me get my salve off first?

skahtboi

Where is it?

slimgirljo15

Can't you find the salve ?

skahtboi

Didn't you have it last? Weren't you going to help me with it?

slimgirljo15

I was ...but you disappeared ..where did you go?

skahtboi

Does it look like I disappeared? Am I now invisible?

akris2

Sigh...can we stop playing these games? Can you stop playing games with my heart?

skahtboi

Why do you think I would ever do such a thing?? Can you not feel the sincerity??

akris2

Well, I certainly feel something - what's poking me?