How Do I Get My Friend to... SHUT UP ?

myheartsabattleground

She's profoundly deaf, and has a hearing aid. She is teaching me some signs (hold on let me talk, wait, bathroom, YOU'RE TOO LOUD, headache, cow, as well as a few one worded insults)

But the problem is she keeps saying things I know aren't true.

"if you drink lemon water with half a lemon, every day you can lose 4-6lbs that week."

"No eating after 7pm"

"DON'T EAT THAT, YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT" (as I asked for Carvel, but she had no problem with my monster (this time))

Situation that happened today in a park:

her: PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN, DAMNIT
me: they're running shorts, and I need to get new ones
her: YOU'RE BEING INDECENT, PULL THEM DOWN! NEXT TIME JEANS, OKAY ?
me: I get really hot easily, and really cold easily.
her: Ohh okay. BUT PULL THEM DOWN

86 in Astoria, Queens yesterday. Yeah, I'm NOT wearing jeans.

Oh and I also learned what Lamb tastes like.

fat_killer1

i see

zyxst

Just say shut up? You can easily learn "shut up" in sign or just use your middle finger which means the same in sign.

kellycasey5

BAHAHA yes, the middle finger. Pretty universal. Not sure about the indecency, but if your bits were hanging out then she is a great friend and perhaps SHOULDN'T be hushed

Zombella

If she is just going to be rude and pick at you, I wouldn't call her a friend.

rachael00679

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ddmanEE0f8