Worst Pick-Up Lines You've been told:

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  • katkins3
    katkins3 Posts: 1,359 Member
    My face is free if you are looking for somewhere to sit.
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
    katkins3 wrote: »
    My face is free if you are looking for somewhere to sit.

    Lord! That's just wrong! What did you say after?
  • softblondechick
    softblondechick Posts: 1,275 Member
    I bet you have never been with a woman...you don't know what you are missing...

    No thanks.
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
    softblondechick wrote: »
    I bet you have never been with a woman...you don't know what you are missing...

    No thanks.

    LOL No kidding!
  • Jag7694
    Jag7694 Posts: 1,410 Member
    This actually worked for a friend! She must have been a sucker.

    You're all curves and I got no brakes!

    She laughed and the rest of that night was history.
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
    Jag7694 wrote: »
    This actually worked for a friend! She must have been a sucker.

    You're all curves and I got no brakes!

    She laughed and the rest of that night was history.


    Cute! But not easy to pull off. LOL
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
    I was never a "line" guy but I saw a girl at a party who I knew from the gym and she had an incredible ASSet :) She caught me looking and I said "Listen, I can't help it, I just keep picturing being in a shower with you and leaning over your shoulder to see the water roll off that perfect ASSet" She laughed walked away..................but came back later ;-)
  • mwall2
    mwall2 Posts: 28 Member
    Wasn't told to me.. It was said to a friend.

    "How much does a polar bear weigh?.... Enough to break the ice "


    So cheesy
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  • Elle_Bronwyn15
    Elle_Bronwyn15 Posts: 296 Member
    *Turns to blonde friend* "Wanna date me?"
    *Turns to brunette friend* "...Do you want to go out?"
    *Last resort, turns to me...*"How about you?"

    -_-
  • AnthonyThrashD_
    AnthonyThrashD_ Posts: 85 Member
    Do you work for UPS? Because from the bulge in your pants, looks like you're carrying a nice package.
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    Your tongue looks delicious can I taste it
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
    Elle_Bronwyn15 wrote: »
    *Turns to blonde friend* "Wanna date me?"
    *Turns to brunette friend* "...Do you want to go out?"
    *Last resort, turns to me...*"How about you?"

    -_-

    Yikes! And you said? Lol
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
    blurodriguez7 wrote: »
    Your tongue looks delicious can I taste it

    That's horrible! Lol and disgusting!
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    True story:
    Girl, "Can I touch your hair?"
    Me, "sure"
    Girl, "Anywhere?"
  • sadiebrawl
    sadiebrawl Posts: 863 Member
    Takes a sip of my drink then says "Now we have shared germs so it won't matter when I kiss you."
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    marthaelisa80 wrote: »
    blurodriguez7 wrote: »
    Your tongue looks delicious can I taste it

    That's horrible! Lol and disgusting!

    Actually it made me laugh
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    A celeb was in the airport getting noticed. Turned to me and said, "don't you want my autograph?" Uh. No?

    A similar one, at a club, after rejecting drink - "don't you know who I am?!"

    These VIP types hate being played for their fame/cash OR SO THEY SAY.
  • NerdyScienceGrl
    NerdyScienceGrl Posts: 669 Member
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together
  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
    No one ever tries to pick me up. 🤷🏼‍♂️
  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
    edited June 2021
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  • NerdyScienceGrl
    NerdyScienceGrl Posts: 669 Member
    @tmanfive
    I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
    😁
  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
    NerdyScienceGrl wrote: »
    @tmanfive
    I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
    😁

    First. Pickup. Ever.

    I feel so special. 😊
  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
    tmanfive wrote: »
    NerdyScienceGrl wrote: »
    @tmanfive
    I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
    😁

    First. Pickup. Ever.

    I feel so special. 😊

    Oh, *kitten*, look at me all flustered because you tossed a pickup line at me. I didn’t even respond.

    Yes. The answer is yes. 🙂
  • NerdyScienceGrl
    NerdyScienceGrl Posts: 669 Member
    🎉. I require adventure though… maybe some class IV or V whitewater rafting? Bungee jumping? Thrill rides? 😁
  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
    edited June 2021
    NerdyScienceGrl wrote: »
    🎉. I require adventure though… maybe some class IV or V whitewater rafting? Bungee jumping? Thrill rides? 😁

    Yes to all. So, there is a bungee place an hour from here. White water well hop in the truck and head north, south, or across the country. Wherever the date takes us.

    Been sky diving?
  • NerdyScienceGrl
    NerdyScienceGrl Posts: 669 Member
    Not yet. I’m afraid of heights but it’s yet to stop m from doing anything that includes a good rush!

    Place about 2 miles from here that does it. Bungee jumping is about 45 min and class IV rapids just a short jont down the road.

    I’m sooooo down!!!
  • JustAMurmur
    JustAMurmur Posts: 7,867 Member
    edited June 2021
    Those must be space pants because your a$s is out of this world.

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