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Worst Pick-Up Lines You've been told:
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My face is free if you are looking for somewhere to sit.0
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I bet you have never been with a woman...you don't know what you are missing...
No thanks.0 -
softblondechick wrote: »I bet you have never been with a woman...you don't know what you are missing...
No thanks.
LOL No kidding!0 -
This actually worked for a friend! She must have been a sucker.
You're all curves and I got no brakes!
She laughed and the rest of that night was history.0 -
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I was never a "line" guy but I saw a girl at a party who I knew from the gym and she had an incredible ASSet
She caught me looking and I said "Listen, I can't help it, I just keep picturing being in a shower with you and leaning over your shoulder to see the water roll off that perfect ASSet" She laughed walked away..................but came back later ;-) 0 -
Wasn't told to me.. It was said to a friend.
"How much does a polar bear weigh?.... Enough to break the ice "
So cheesy0 -
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*Turns to blonde friend* "Wanna date me?"
*Turns to brunette friend* "...Do you want to go out?"
*Last resort, turns to me...*"How about you?"
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Do you work for UPS? Because from the bulge in your pants, looks like you're carrying a nice package.0
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Your tongue looks delicious can I taste it0
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Elle_Bronwyn15 wrote: »*Turns to blonde friend* "Wanna date me?"
*Turns to brunette friend* "...Do you want to go out?"
*Last resort, turns to me...*"How about you?"
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Yikes! And you said? Lol0 -
blurodriguez7 wrote: »Your tongue looks delicious can I taste it
That's horrible! Lol and disgusting!0 -
True story:
Girl, "Can I touch your hair?"
Me, "sure"
Girl, "Anywhere?"0 -
Takes a sip of my drink then says "Now we have shared germs so it won't matter when I kiss you."0
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marthaelisa80 wrote: »blurodriguez7 wrote: »Your tongue looks delicious can I taste it
That's horrible! Lol and disgusting!
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A celeb was in the airport getting noticed. Turned to me and said, "don't you want my autograph?" Uh. No?
A similar one, at a club, after rejecting drink - "don't you know who I am?!"
These VIP types hate being played for their fame/cash OR SO THEY SAY.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together0
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No one ever tries to pick me up. 🤷🏼♂️0
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Oh, *kitten*, look at me all flustered because you tossed a pickup line at me. I didn’t even respond.
Yes. The answer is yes. 🙂1 -
🎉. I require adventure though… maybe some class IV or V whitewater rafting? Bungee jumping? Thrill rides? 😁1
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NerdyScienceGrl wrote: »🎉. I require adventure though… maybe some class IV or V whitewater rafting? Bungee jumping? Thrill rides? 😁
Yes to all. So, there is a bungee place an hour from here. White water well hop in the truck and head north, south, or across the country. Wherever the date takes us.
Been sky diving?1 -
Not yet. I’m afraid of heights but it’s yet to stop m from doing anything that includes a good rush!
Place about 2 miles from here that does it. Bungee jumping is about 45 min and class IV rapids just a short jont down the road.
I’m sooooo down!!!3 -
Those must be space pants because your a$s is out of this world.1
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