if you like hip hop

tomomatic

Hip Hop is dead and lil Wayne killed it:

LonLB

1 post above this sums it up nicely.

Just what in the actual **** is that douche on the right trying to say exactly?



HOW, oh HOW can ANYONE listen to that HORSE****

vtmoon

**** i'll kill all these rappers with 36 six lines
call me jodie arias after i stab you 36 times
i killed all of you in the first round
call it a beat down you'll be rihanna ill be chris brown
im so sick you rappers catch a fever
call ya self rappers but liten to justin bieber
i forget to leave seconds you gotta remind me
i break down doors like jack nicholson from the shining

And when I bust through the doors, you shoulda seen your face
Scared straight like I just won this damn race
Now whatchoo gon’ do? Shoot me some lines too?

Naw didn’t think so…now go back to what you don’t know and come back when
got some better flows.

not bad but sorry you not safe yet
carry tech 9 on both sides like weights set
for get it im crazy dude put crazy glue in your babys food
chunky duck battling me suck my stick with lip stick
wouldnt hit it tho hear its smelly like fish sticks

Your tech 9? Brotha please…I see you in the room doodling with your sharpies
Making rainbows, ponies and trying to draw up the glory….tell yo mama to come read you a bedtime story…

Maybe it’s the fairytales that got you hopin…never would I suck off a two inch of nuffin.

Your like pinocchio telling lies….dreamin up that lullaby

im sitting back watching that nose grow bigger while you keep claiming to be “pullin on the trigger”…yea, whatever…keep dreamin and sucking on that thumb…this b*tch is about to make your brain go numb

Im putting this lullaby to rest…you cant hang with “tha dunk” …proven again, and again making your tongue go dumpity dump dump dump DUMP

<drops mic>

dfb2156

yeah i cant tell i got you hype up and you mfeeling might be hurting
i think you need to "lighten up" cuz diet is workin
plz your rhymes suck you pactice just a little
if i had 5 cents for dope line you spit id have nickle
ill send you a bomb cover in athrax
ring your door bell and slap you in the face with a tapax
plz some one tell her to sit back
you'll get broken in half like a kit kat
talking about my **** you need to keep out your mouth
we call you a dumpster slut cuz you got cum stain on you mouth
got people oh he didnt
i think he killed that **** so i should end it

dfb2156

no reply damn

chunkydunk714

yeah i cant tell i got you hype up and you mfeeling might be hurting
i think you need to "lighten up" cuz diet is workin
plz your rhymes suck you pactice just a little
if i had 5 cents for dope line you spit id have nickle
ill send you a bomb cover in athrax
ring your door bell and slap you in the face with a tapax
plz some one tell her to sit back
you'll get broken in half like a kit kat
talking about my **** you need to keep out your mouth
we call you a dumpster slut cuz you got cum stain on you mouth
got people oh he didnt
i think he killed that **** so i should end it

Someone needs to toss you a dictionary…get your lyrics up to speed and
And open up that vocabulary.

You can thank Webster later, for changing up your weak *kitten* rhymes. You can thank google now for passin you by. Passin you by on this battle that you aint never goin to win. Ill spit more lyrics for days to make your weak head spin.

Im telling you now, give up before I start to clownin. I don’t think your ready to take this mean *kitten* poundin. So go back home where you belong….Im winnin this battle and you’ll always be scrappin along

dfb2156

yeah i cant tell i got you hype up and you mfeeling might be hurting
i think you need to "lighten up" cuz diet is workin
plz your rhymes suck you pactice just a little
if i had 5 cents for dope line you spit id have nickle
ill send you a bomb cover in athrax
ring your door bell and slap you in the face with a tapax
plz some one tell her to sit back
you'll get broken in half like a kit kat
talking about my **** you need to keep out your mouth
we call you a dumpster slut cuz you got cum stains on your blouse
got people oh he didnt
i think he killed that **** so i should end it

Someone needs to toss you a dictionary…get your lyrics up to speed and
And open up that vocabulary.

You can thank Webster later, for changing up your weak *kitten* rhymes. You can thank google now for passin you by. Passin you by on this battle that you aint never goin to win. Ill spit more lyrics for days to make your weak head spin.

Im telling you now, give up before I start to clownin. I don’t think your ready to take this mean *kitten* poundin. So go back home where you belong….Im winnin this battle and you’ll always be scrappin along

my lyrics are weak ha your a comedian as well
ding ding ***** play time over someone ring the bell
i murdered you *kitten* im about to cop a case
thats not hair line its your hair running away from ya face
stop challegning me im not your concern
its should be your vagina i heard it was so hairy you kid died of rug burn
this whole time you've rapped havnt heard on punch line
im take break from your *kitten* now cuz its lunch time
i see you take shot like you were the paparazzi
but my shots put you in a wheel chair like drake in degrassi

mfrkorey

wouldnt hit it tho hear its smelly like fish sticks

You are gay.

Don't know which made me laugh more :laugh: :laugh:

dfb2156

dang someone reported this its fun and games i dont know these people its lyrical talent rapped back and fourth

chunkydunk714

yeah i cant tell i got you hype up and you mfeeling might be hurting
i think you need to "lighten up" cuz diet is workin
plz your rhymes suck you pactice just a little
if i had 5 cents for dope line you spit id have nickle
ill send you a bomb cover in athrax
ring your door bell and slap you in the face with a tapax
plz some one tell her to sit back
you'll get broken in half like a kit kat
talking about my **** you need to keep out your mouth
we call you a dumpster slut cuz you got cum stains on your blouse
got people oh he didnt
i think he killed that **** so i should end it

Someone needs to toss you a dictionary…get your lyrics up to speed and
And open up that vocabulary.

You can thank Webster later, for changing up your weak *kitten* rhymes. You can thank google now for passin you by. Passin you by on this battle that you aint never goin to win. Ill spit more lyrics for days to make your weak head spin.

Im telling you now, give up before I start to clownin. I don’t think your ready to take this mean *kitten* poundin. So go back home where you belong….Im winnin this battle and you’ll always be scrappin along

my lyrics are weak ha your a comedian as well
ding ding ***** play time over someone ring the bell
i murdered you *kitten* im about to cop a case
thats not hair line its your hair running away from ya face
stop challegning me im not your concern
its should be your vagina i heard it was so hairy you kid died of rug burn
this whole time you've rapped havnt heard on punch line
im take break from your *kitten* now cuz its lunch time
i see you take shot like you were the paparazzi
but my shots put you in a wheel chair like drake in degrassi

Aww well isn’t that cute, it took him a little over twenty minutes to come up with those few….those few lines that didn’t even make me shudder, tell you what? Ill give praise to your mother.

Okay son, go eat your peanut butter and jelly, that mommy made for you specially. Now honey, be sure to drink all your juice. We want you getting real strong so can come back for more of my abuse.

dfb2156

im at work so got better things to do them embarrass you hear
but some advice you should probly end your career
i like juice line it gave me a smirt not bad for a skirt
but before battling me quit first
deny all you want but i know i handle mine
if you were a rapper youd be broke hammer time
im guessin uggs and a skirt is what you sport
**** you got smoked like a newport
some one tell her im about to loose focus
ohh **** he came up wit some dope ****
and this girl is coming up short like a roach clip
she replyed back but sucked so bad i dint even notice
its funny she think she really spit ****
but her knees around on the ground like lift kits

dfb2156

leaving for a bit brb

dfb2156

murder i dont belive you

dfb2156

who won

jaxokc

who won

YOU!

dfb2156

thanks weres my money tho lol

chunkydunk714

who won

YOU!

Knock knock! Guess who?

Just when you thought I was done…let me break it down to you son.

Im going to take a few minutes to take you to school….one plus one equals? Yes, that right boy…. two. You plus me is not part of the equation is more like me + me kicking your *kitten* is part of the rotation.

Now let me step off my stool to come down to your level. Listen up real closely as I make it real….uggs, skirts and newports are for bi*tches that squeal. Im as rough as they come…the baddest of them all. I sport tattoos, converse and medicine balls. Speaking of balls…let me put my hands on them real tight…eeeeeeerrrrrrrr red light!!! Those aren’t balls…those feel like jelly beans but no disrespect your still a “man of his means”

Hey, its been fun….and Jaxokc doesn’t know what he’s talking about…he’s too busy babbling out….he looks like he’s never listened to hip hop a day in his life..tell him to go back to his leave it to beaver wife.

jaxokc

who won

YOU!

Knock knock! Guess who?

Just when you thought I was done…let me break it down to you son.

Im going to take a few minutes to take you to school….one plus one equals? Yes, that right boy…. two. You plus me is not part of the equation is more like me + me kicking your *kitten* is part of the rotation.

Now let me step off my stool to come down to your level. Listen up real closely as I make it real….uggs, skirts and newports are for bi*tches that squeal. Im as rough as they come…the baddest of them all. I sport tattoos, converse and medicine balls. Speaking of balls…let me put my hands on them real tight…eeeeeeerrrrrrrr red light!!! Those aren’t balls…those feel like jelly beans but no disrespect your still a “man of his means”

Hey, its been fun….and Jaxokc doesn’t know what he’s talking about…he’s too busy babbling out….he looks like he’s never listened to hip hop a day in his life..tell him to go back to his leave it to beaver wife.

Sorry dude, she schooled you on that one. Props.

dfb2156

that was dope

2Heavy2Long

ChunkyDunk, why you playin witha Punk
Step to a MAN that can handle your Funk

I'll take you to school
And I'm not talking about Rap

Get over here sexy
First lesson's on my lap

I'll teach you to bounce
I'll teach you to grind

I'll teach you to blow
My jock and my mind

You can stay with the boy
who is as weak as it gets

Or come hang with a man
who'll give your body fits