tell me a good joke

elle_powderpuff
elle_powderpuff Posts: 2 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
:D

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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,388 Member
    A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
    After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
    "No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    Guy walks into a bar. Says "Ouch"!

  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?

    They each got six months.
  • Bennyboi15
    Bennyboi15 Posts: 134 Member
    elle_powderpuff wrote: »
    :D

    You letting me PM you ;) lol x
  • for_ever_young66
    for_ever_young66 Posts: 2,877 Member
    a very old joke. "What's green and crawls on hospital walls????? Mucus Welby
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