Unexpected things while jogging/running

Winterlover123

"Go for a jog", they said
"What could go wrong!", they said.
Know what could go wrong? A bug decides your mouth is perfect to fly into. Bleh!!

What's happened to you?

_incogNEATo_

http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10161305/miles-ran-to-bugs-ingested-ratio

There's a fun thread pertaining to that.

ItsMeGee3

Had a fawn jump out of the brush, along the trail, and actually ran into my dog.

Steam_Powered_Awesome

I was running on the treadmill at my gym and the elderly lady next to me soiled her adult diaper and didn't know. It was bad

undergloom

Early morning runners sure do seem to discover a lot of dead bodies.

ItsMeGee3

^^^True - My running partner did

_John_

I usually have at least one battle with "is it just a fart?"

Winterlover123

ThomasW13 wrote: »

saw a dude pissin off a public bridge once on a morning run

I haven't had that one yet! I have about 5 bridges around my path so it's bound to happen sooner or later

shrinkingletters

Last night at the gym, I was running on the treadmill and there was a guy next to me, also running on a treadmill. We started at roughly the same time. Towards the end, there was a smell like something was burning. We kept looking at each other and at each other's treadmills nervously. He asked me "is it yours or mine" I said "I don't know." We didn't stop. I felt like we were playing chicken. I finished before him. I hope he didn't blow up.

shrinkingletters

I've also fallen off a treadmill that I didn't realize was moving very quickly before I stepped on. That was a grand ol' mess.

blueyellowhorse

My shorts fell down lol...sorry not sorry.

Winterlover123

_incogNEATo_ wrote: »

http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10161305/miles-ran-to-bugs-ingested-ratio

There's a fun thread pertaining to that.

Oops, didn't see that!

lishie_rebooted

I'll trade you.
I'll gladly ingest the bugs while running and you can have the fractured fibula I sustained from finding a pothole on a early morning run.

rushbabe0214

A guy sitting on a park bench, jerking off.

Cindy4FunFit

Last week, on a wooded trail, I saw a doe & a bunny at the same time, on either side of my path. I kinda felt like a Disney princess for a moment. Break out into song? Or keep really, really quiet?

Winterlover123

lishie_rebooted wrote: »

I'll trade you.
I'll gladly ingest the bugs while running and you can have the fractured fibula I sustained from finding a pothole on a early morning run.

OUCH! I had a guy on a bike try to run me off the path before. I didn't even think about how that could happen but I guess the drop off the side IS tall enough to do something like that!

lmunoz323

I saw a bull snake by my route. Also once i notice about 10-15 jack rabbits at the state park.

Winterlover123

Cindy4FunFit wrote: »

Last week, on a wooded trail, I saw a doe & a bunny at the same time, on either side of my path. I kinda felt like a Disney princess for a moment. Break out into song? Or keep really, really quiet?

Break out into song. Definitely.

_incogNEATo_

Winterlover123 wrote: »

_incogNEATo_ wrote: »

http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10161305/miles-ran-to-bugs-ingested-ratio

There's a fun thread pertaining to that.

Oops, didn't see that!

I was just shamelessly promoting one of my old threads. I promise it's okay.