Unexpected things while jogging/running

Winterlover123
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"Go for a jog", they said
"What could go wrong!", they said.
Know what could go wrong? A bug decides your mouth is perfect to fly into. Bleh!!
What's happened to you?
"What could go wrong!", they said.
Know what could go wrong? A bug decides your mouth is perfect to fly into. Bleh!!
What's happened to you?
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http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10161305/miles-ran-to-bugs-ingested-ratio
There's a fun thread pertaining to that.0 -
Had a fawn jump out of the brush, along the trail, and actually ran into my dog.0
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I was running on the treadmill at my gym and the elderly lady next to me soiled her adult diaper and didn't know. It was bad0
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Early morning runners sure do seem to discover a lot of dead bodies.0
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^^^True - My running partner did0
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I usually have at least one battle with "is it just a fart?"0
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Last night at the gym, I was running on the treadmill and there was a guy next to me, also running on a treadmill. We started at roughly the same time. Towards the end, there was a smell like something was burning. We kept looking at each other and at each other's treadmills nervously. He asked me "is it yours or mine" I said "I don't know." We didn't stop. I felt like we were playing chicken. I finished before him. I hope he didn't blow up.0
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I've also fallen off a treadmill that I didn't realize was moving very quickly before I stepped on. That was a grand ol' mess.0
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My shorts fell down lol...sorry not sorry.
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_incogNEATo_ wrote: »http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10161305/miles-ran-to-bugs-ingested-ratio
There's a fun thread pertaining to that.
Oops, didn't see that!
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I'll trade you.
I'll gladly ingest the bugs while running and you can have the fractured fibula I sustained from finding a pothole on a early morning run.0 -
A guy sitting on a park bench, jerking off.0
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Last week, on a wooded trail, I saw a doe & a bunny at the same time, on either side of my path. I kinda felt like a Disney princess for a moment. Break out into song? Or keep really, really quiet?0
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lishie_rebooted wrote: »I'll trade you.
I'll gladly ingest the bugs while running and you can have the fractured fibula I sustained from finding a pothole on a early morning run.
OUCH! I had a guy on a bike try to run me off the path before. I didn't even think about how that could happen but I guess the drop off the side IS tall enough to do something like that!
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I saw a bull snake by my route. Also once i notice about 10-15 jack rabbits at the state park.0
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Cindy4FunFit wrote: »Last week, on a wooded trail, I saw a doe & a bunny at the same time, on either side of my path. I kinda felt like a Disney princess for a moment. Break out into song? Or keep really, really quiet?
Break out into song. Definitely.
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Winterlover123 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10161305/miles-ran-to-bugs-ingested-ratio
There's a fun thread pertaining to that.
Oops, didn't see that!
I was just shamelessly promoting one of my old threads. I promise it's okay.0
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