Panty mishap at the gym

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  • michaelafoor916
    michaelafoor916 Posts: 710 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    musclegood_fatbad wrote: »
    I am thankful I don't have to worry about these things being a guy and just wearing shorts to workout but I do feel for you.

    Clearly you've never been tortured watching a guys junk bounce around while they run- it's literally like a train wreck.

    their pork swords floppin around...
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    professionalHobbyist wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    musclegood_fatbad wrote: »
    I am thankful I don't have to worry about these things being a guy and just wearing shorts to workout but I do feel for you.

    Clearly you've never been tortured watching a guys junk bounce around while they run- it's literally like a train wreck.


    There is a parody skit that they did on Saturday Night Live

    The Jog Strap

    It is just hilarious! They guy has a front mount strap for his water bottle to dangle. It shows a couple guys running with their water bottles bouncing along...

    Hard not to die laughing!

    and I know what I'm doing tonight now. Thank you kindly.
  • blankiefinder
    blankiefinder Posts: 3,599 Member
    Oh sh&t I'm at the gym right now on the exercise bike wearing grey tights!
  • karennuble
    karennuble Posts: 11 Member
    How can sweaty dirty knickers that have been up my *kitten* all day be sexy
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    OP, the only embarrassment you should have is not for carrying a tip jar. C'mon people pay good money for that!
  • chelsy0587
    chelsy0587 Posts: 441 Member
    edited June 2015
    karennuble wrote: »
    Nope knickers I have had on all day on a hot day not sexy at all , had to peal them of my *kitten* and girls bits when home , these knickers have been on since early had a fair few farts in them and juice from my girls bit

    Too much.... yes maybe all us women know.... but too much... men should not know these things nor think about them.


    ahh... and then there's this...

    FitForeverAgain wrote: »
    Am I the only one that finds this oddly sexy? Just sayin...
  • disasterman
    disasterman Posts: 746 Member
    chelsy0587 wrote: »
    karennuble wrote: »
    Nope knickers I have had on all day on a hot day not sexy at all , had to peal them of my *kitten* and girls bits when home , these knickers have been on since early had a fair few farts in them and juice from my girls bit

    Too much.... yes maybe all us women know.... but too much... men should not know these things nor think about them.


    ahh... and then there's this...

    FitForeverAgain wrote: »
    Am I the only one that finds this oddly sexy? Just sayin...

    I'm amazed but yeah, this is TMI. A line has been crossed.
  • veganbettie
    veganbettie Posts: 701 Member
    I bet you some people would pay you a pretty penny for those panties.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    karennuble wrote: »
    How can sweaty dirty knickers that have been up my *kitten* all day be sexy

    let it go... or someone's gonna call troll.
  • unrelentingminx
    unrelentingminx Posts: 231 Member
    I think I'd rather people get a glimpse of a visible panty line rather than risk cutting myself in half doing weighted lunges in a thong!
  • VintageFeline
    VintageFeline Posts: 6,771 Member
    barbecuesauce wrote: »
    karennuble wrote: »
    Nope knickers I have had on all day on a hot day not sexy at all , had to peal them of my *kitten* and girls bits when home , these knickers have been on since early had a fair few farts in them and juice from my girls bit

    Why are British women like this

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    I'm sorry but what!? British women are like what?
  • VintageFeline
    VintageFeline Posts: 6,771 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    karennuble wrote: »
    How can sweaty dirty knickers that have been up my *kitten* all day be sexy

    let it go... or someone's gonna call troll.

    Too late. Two threads, about the same yoga pants and embarrassing gym situations with this one being overtly graphic? I'm definitely calling troll/s.
  • jemhh
    jemhh Posts: 14,261 Member
    VintageFeline wrote: »
    barbecuesauce wrote: »
    karennuble wrote: »
    Nope knickers I have had on all day on a hot day not sexy at all , had to peal them of my *kitten* and girls bits when home , these knickers have been on since early had a fair few farts in them and juice from my girls bit

    Why are British women like this

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    I'm sorry but what!? British women are like what?

    Sly?
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  • DearestWinter
    DearestWinter Posts: 595 Member
    BinkyBonk wrote: »
    musclegood_fatbad wrote: »
    I am thankful I don't have to worry about these things being a guy and just wearing shorts to workout but I do feel for you.

    Oh I don't know about that...I've seen some wardrobe malfunctions from men at the gym LOL

    The worst was the elderly man in yoga class who was wearing short and loose fitting jogging shorts. Yes, in downward dog there was far too much exposed. *cringe*
  • abuck_13
    abuck_13 Posts: 382 Member
    and this is why I generally wear the long style basketball shorts that go close to my knees to the gym....
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    JarethG wrote: »
    karennuble wrote: »
    Nope knickers I have had on all day on a hot day not sexy at all , had to peal them of my *kitten* and girls bits when home , these knickers have been on since early had a fair few farts in them and juice from my girls bit

    Back when I was a youngster, my mother told me, if you're going to say something disgusting, don't.

    Like.
  • whatatime2befit
    whatatime2befit Posts: 625 Member
    About The grey pants/shorts thing, yeah don't wear grey. I didn't even think of it until I saw a woman at the gym a few days ago wearing skin tight tights and crop top, looked great until I saw her from back on, The crotch sweat was really, really noticeable
  • blankiefinder
    blankiefinder Posts: 3,599 Member
    blankiefinder wrote: »
    Oh sh&t I'm at the gym right now on the exercise bike wearing grey tights!

    After getting off the bike 40 minutes later, I headed straight to the washroom to see if I had a problem... very glad I was wearing bikinis, if you looked close enough, you could see the sweat line below my VPLs. I can imagine it would have been more noticeable up higher on the derriere.
  • barbecuesauce
    barbecuesauce Posts: 1,771 Member
    VintageFeline wrote: »
    barbecuesauce wrote: »
    karennuble wrote: »
    Nope knickers I have had on all day on a hot day not sexy at all , had to peal them of my *kitten* and girls bits when home , these knickers have been on since early had a fair few farts in them and juice from my girls bit

    Why are British women like this

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    I'm sorry but what!? British women are like what?

    Too much bodily function information. I live in Florida and I have neighbors who are expats and they go on like toddlers being toilet trained. I thought it was just them, but then I overheard a horrific conversation at a bar one night. Now this one.

    I'm starting to form a stereotype of y'all.
  • lulucitron
    lulucitron Posts: 366 Member
    karennuble wrote: »
    Nope knickers I have had on all day on a hot day not sexy at all , had to peal them of my *kitten* and girls bits when home , these knickers have been on since early had a fair few farts in them and juice from my girls bit

    Oh that is way TMI....
  • helenfirth13
    helenfirth13 Posts: 3 Member
    FitForeverAgain wrote: »
    Am I the only one that finds this oddly sexy? Just sayin...
    Yep my partner loves panty lines tight leggings and sweaty knickers lots of sniffing and sex after a work out

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