We got back together because...............

MrsGreen140

suzreen wrote: »

She promised to make it up to me by taking me on that round the world trip I was dreaming about. When do we leave, again?

She beat me in the staring contest

suzreen

She knows this town like the back of her hand, could always find the best way to skirt the heavy traffic. when you find someone like that, you just don't let them go!

Mr_Stabbems

she threatened to kill my dog

mjgrin

He got me back with his ventriloquist doll collection. I couldn't resist.

Mr_Stabbems

she liked the dolls, but loved the ability to hold my breath. I couldnt leave that

Steam_Powered_Awesome

Because the judge said we had to or Be sent to the Stoney lonesome.

Mr_Stabbems

that eye piece...

pandacutie372

Because he knew what to do In The bedroom

_Tink_

Because she's a cutie

he280

I lost my mind before!

Mr_Stabbems

he promised a threesome with @_Tink_

asianfashionista86

He lets me spend all his money

3AAnn3

she let me borrow all her clothes

pandacutie372

She buys me ice cream (^.^)

Mr_Stabbems

wait wait, so im payig for the clothes @asianfashionista86 buys, the ones @3AAnn3 borrows and @pandacutie372 ice cream?

better get one hell of a joint birthday present!!

3AAnn3

also paying my mortgage

Mr_Stabbems

shes really kinky on the inside

3AAnn3

he's rich

FabulousFantasticFifty

She inherited Money from her Ex Mr Stabbems and I need new shoes! ;p

Mr_Stabbems

turns out i pay for everyone...arent i a generous sort!