Really, Truly, Gloriously Terrible Movies

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  • pepperpat64
    pepperpat64 Posts: 423 Member
    abuck_13 wrote: »
    Rocky Horror Picture Show. Sorry if I offend any sweet transvestites. I love that movie.

    ^^^One of my favorite movies of all times!!!!

    Anyway, Manos: The Hands of Fate or The Puma Man have to go into the list

    Saw Manos on Mystery Science Theater 3000. It was so bad, even their mocking didn't help. LOL
  • sugaraddict4321
    sugaraddict4321 Posts: 15,884 MFP Moderator
    Warm bodies. Piranha 3D. The Poseidon Adventure.
  • cuckoo_jenibeth
    cuckoo_jenibeth Posts: 1,434 Member
    Dr_Matt wrote: »
    jenibethbu wrote: »
    Howard the Duck

    That's a classic! Shame on you
    I remember mourning for the hour and a half of my life that could never be recaptured & demanding my money back!

  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Nurse
    Abe Lincoln Vs. Zombies
    The Witches
    Bad Milo
    SHROOMS
    And anything in Spanish- LOL
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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    Nurse
    Abe Lincoln Vs. Zombies
    The Witches
    Bad Milo
    SHROOMS
    And anything in Spanish- LOL

    WHOA pump your brakes Cindy! The Witches was AWESOME!!!

    For you--- ha! My favorite is gone : ( can't recall the title - 2 guys who own a hotel & something furry is in the walls--
  • fitfabforties
    fitfabforties Posts: 370 Member
    Gremlins - what part of "don't feed them after midnight" don't you get???
    The Evil Dead - original version - raped by a tree branch??? seriously???
    Commando - could the acting get any worse??? - only slightly redeemable by getting to see Schwarzenegger's muscles....nahhhhh, not even then.....lol
    The World's End - their town is taken over by aliens....what do they do???....let's go on a pub crawl!!!
    The Blob - the 1958 version - I just can't even....
    The Fly - 1986 version with Jeff Goldblum - just blechhhhhh

    I could go on, and on, and on.......
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  • blondeinnj
    blondeinnj Posts: 3,215 Member
    Anchorman! And Anchorman 2!
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    Attack of the killer tomatoes
  • flinx1241
    flinx1241 Posts: 2,168 Member
    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    Gremlins - what part of "don't feed them after midnight" don't you get???
    The Evil Dead - original version - raped by a tree branch??? seriously???
    Commando - could the acting get any worse??? - only slightly redeemable by getting to see Schwarzenegger's muscles....nahhhhh, not even then.....lol
    The World's End - their town is taken over by aliens....what do they do???....let's go on a pub crawl!!!
    The Blob - the 1958 version - I just can't even....
    The Fly - 1986 version with Jeff Goldblum - just blechhhhhh

    I could go on, and on, and on.......

    Evil Dead is awesome. Commando is awesome. Gremlins is awesome.

    But you just had to knock the Fly with Goldblum! That's one of my all time faves! classic body horror that's just hard to watch at times!

    Agree. This list makes me sad... Side note - the 1958 Blob is one of only two movies (Coraline being the other) that really seemed to scare my oldest son (and I'm the type of bad parent who's been showing him stuff waaay above his pay grade since he was a little yipper). Yep. That silly *kitten* blob creeped him out for at least a year.
  • DesireeNL
    DesireeNL Posts: 220 Member
    edited July 2015
    Dead Snow, which imo is not intented to be taken seriously
    Teeth, about a girl with teeth down under :open_mouth:
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    Toxic Avenger
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  • gmallan
    gmallan Posts: 2,099 Member
    Jurrasic World, The Happening
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    Hell Comes to Frogtown.
  • sixxpoint
    sixxpoint Posts: 3,529 Member
    edited July 2015
    The world would have been better if these movies were never made:

    • Operation: Dumbo Drop (1995)
    • Corky Romano (2001)
    • From Justin To Kelly (2003)
    • Open Water (2002)
    • The Wicker Man (2006)
    • Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home (1995)
    • Bride of Chucky (1998)
    • Child's Play 3 (1991)
    • Home Alone 3 (1997)
    • Rush Hour 3 (2007)
    • Scooby Doo (2002)
    • The Tooth Fairy (2010)
    • Piranha 3D (2012)
    • Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
    • Maid in Manhattan (2002)
    • Jack Frost (1998)
    • Black Knight (2001)
    • XXX: State of the Union (2005)
    • 10,000 B.C. (2008)
    • Left Behind (2014)
    • The Master of Disguise (2002)
    • Gulliver's Travels (2010)
    • I, Frankenstein (2014)
    • Johnny English (2003)
    • Cheaper by the Dozen (2003)
    • Outcast (2014)
    • Dumb & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
    • Primeval (2007)
    • Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)
    • Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993)
    • Attack of the 50 ft. Woman (1993)
    • Epic Movie (2007)
    • Dunston Checks In (1996)
    • Superhero Movie (2008)
    • Don Jon (2013)
    • Surf Ninjas (1993)
    • Meet The Spartans (2008)
    • Twilight: New Moon (2009)
    • Strange Wilderness (2008)
    • Bride Wars (2009)
    • Jingle All The Way (1996)
    • Bringing Down the House (2003)
    • Showtime (2002)
    • One Missed Call (2008)
    • Masters of the Universe (1987)
    • Willard (2003)
    • Super Mario Bros. (1993)
    • A Thousand Words (2012)
  • sun_tzu
    sun_tzu Posts: 21 Member
    Teeth - the wife and I have never laughed so hard at a movie that was not a comedy. Vagina dentata, what more need be said.
  • flinx1241
    flinx1241 Posts: 2,168 Member
    sixxpoint wrote: »
    The world would have been better if these movies were never made:

    • Operation: Dumbo Drop (1995)
    • Corky Romano (2001)
      etc.

    That is a pretty solid list of mainstream crap (other than Open Water, which I thought was pretty effective).
  • sixxpoint
    sixxpoint Posts: 3,529 Member
    edited July 2015
    flinx1241 wrote: »
    sixxpoint wrote: »
    The world would have been better if these movies were never made:

    • Operation: Dumbo Drop (1995)
    • Corky Romano (2001)
      etc.

    That is a pretty solid list of mainstream crap (other than Open Water, which I thought was pretty effective).

    Okay, then how about Open Water 2: Adrift?

    Both were an hour and a half of a camera at sea, filming people paddling in the middle of the ocean, hoping to not be attacked by sharks.

    What an amazing plot. Even Sharknado was better than that!!
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Soggynode wrote: »
    Second nod to Rubber... Hypnotically terrible

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    Third for rubber.
  • IronBatMaiden
    IronBatMaiden Posts: 377 Member
    I'm sure this has been said, but all the Twilight movies.
  • flinx1241
    flinx1241 Posts: 2,168 Member
    I'm sure this has been said, but all the Twilight movies.

    Have only seen the first one, but that was enough...
  • flinx1241
    flinx1241 Posts: 2,168 Member
    sixxpoint wrote: »
    flinx1241 wrote: »
    sixxpoint wrote: »
    The world would have been better if these movies were never made:

    • Operation: Dumbo Drop (1995)
    • Corky Romano (2001)
      etc.

    That is a pretty solid list of mainstream crap (other than Open Water, which I thought was pretty effective).

    Okay, then how about Open Water 2: Adrift?

    Both were an hour and a half of a camera at sea, filming people paddling in the middle of the ocean, hoping to not be attacked by sharks.

    What an amazing plot. Even Sharknado was better than that!!

    LOL. They made a sequel to Open Water? Though I liked the first, I think I'll be skipping that one...
  • MShayne2414
    MShayne2414 Posts: 537 Member
    edited July 2015
    VHS.....its so horribly good and bad at the same time
    Lol
  • Mccmack
    Mccmack Posts: 195 Member
    Big *kitten* Spider is a great bad movie I saw on Netflix.
  • IronBatMaiden
    IronBatMaiden Posts: 377 Member
    Son of the Mask and Ace Ventura Jr.
  • Mccmack
    Mccmack Posts: 195 Member
    big *kitten* Spider.
  • myfelinepal
    myfelinepal Posts: 13,000 Member
    Nurse
    Abe Lincoln Vs. Zombies
    The Witches
    Bad Milo
    SHROOMS
    And anything in Spanish- LOL

    Um...is this an in joke thing or a racist thing?

    Pan's Labyrinth is possibly one of the best films of the modern era.