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Walk into a night club and the poster above is.....
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Pretending to be santa and offering all the ladies a seat on his lap0
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She just fell off the stool she was sitting on from laughing. And drunk0
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Face down ..passed out on the bar0
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Drunk, trying to get other people to fight each other0
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Being served at the bar?0
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Slapping the guy she is with because he was checking out other girls0
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Doing the whip/nae nae dance0
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Teaching me how to twerk0
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Popping pills0
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looking for her lost head0
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Dropped her glasses0
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Ha ok
Dropped her contacts
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Doing the chicken dance0
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I can't even name that dance
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Getting a lap dance0
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Handing me money0
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..putting her shirt back on.. 0 -
Taking her shirt off to do the next dance ;-)0
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Passed out on the floor.. *kick* alive though0
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Get thrown out for kicking people at the club0
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One of those sexy *kitten* married women on a business trip who drinks alone at the hotel bar downstairs and after signing her tab, leaves the bartender her room key and room # and the words:
"Whenever you get off..."0 -
ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »One of those sexy *kitten* married women on a business trip who drinks alone at the hotel bar downstairs and after signing her tab, leaves the bartender her room key and room # and the words:
"Whenever you get off..."ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »One of those sexy *kitten* married women on a business trip who drinks alone at the hotel bar downstairs and after signing her tab, leaves the bartender her room key and room # and the words:
"Whenever you get off..."
How perceptive of you... lol I have been on many business trips and have had drinks alone, however never given anyone my room key... though I am not married, so I could have!!0 -
Paranoid in a corner talking mumbo jumbo0
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Flying high ..
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Doing body shots0
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Sipping on a martini.0
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Enjoying the naughty looks from men0
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Enjoying the naughty looks from men.0
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Buying a round0
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