Walk into a night club and the poster above is.....

GDLAZ

Getting another tattoo.

srijay1

sipping fine wine

qxana1969

doing the Dougie

GDLAZ

Trying to explain when I ask her, "What the heck is that guy doing?"

iTim__

Asking random people to explain themselves.

navyjen

Sitting chatting with a pretty girl

iTim__

Trying to nonchalantly check me out.

srijay1

dancing on the bar table

qxana1969

taking jello shots and dancing to the music

cmDaffy

Pretending he;s the bouncer so he can let the cute girls in

iTim__

Flirting with the bouncer.

srijay1

rocking out to the heavy metal music she likes lol

Wonderwomanvik

In a corner booth just watching

iTim__

Checking out the dude in the corner booth.

srijay1

waiting for me to bust a move

Wonderwomanvik

Also checking out dude in corner booth

iTim__

Breakdancing

cmDaffy

Smiling because I just walked in

srijay1

shaking her tail feather

qxana1969

flirting with the waitress

srijay1

asking the DJ to play some bob marley

qxana1969

tried talking in a Jamaican accent to impress me - he did pretty good

iTim__

Is learning that saying "bacon" in a Jamaican accent sounds the same as saying "beer can" in an English accent.

srijay1

trying to order a strawberry daiquiri in an english accent

slimgirljo15

Waiting at the bar for me ..

FabulousFantasticFifty

Buying everyone a round of shots!

navyjen

Asking me if I want a shot!

GDLAZ

Running the pool table like a boss!

srijay1

break dancing in the middle of the dance floor

lliinnsseeyy

Swinging his shirt around his head on the podium