Walk into a night club and the poster above is.....

ailsalw

Has to clean up the after chugging chuck ups

back_in_black

Wiping down the pole with Clorox wipes.

Reckoner67

escorting someone out for being where they shouldn't be

danavelling

Breaking up another fight

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Causing another fight

back_in_black

Caught kissing the bartender in the walk-in cooler.

amyjsparkles

Standing by the stage, watching the strippers.

slimgirljo15

Twerking..

amyjsparkles

Twerking with me.

back_in_black

Teaching the strippers how to properly twerk.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Pretending he knew how to twerk.

back_in_black

Tryna teach ME how to Dougie.

amyjsparkles

FINALLY learning how to Dougie

terrordawg

She's dancing.. like a maniac, maaaniac 😉

MzIrish

buying everyone drinks

katerwedo

sitting with my boyfriend.....

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Pretending all the hot guys are her boyfriends.

katerwedo

challenging me to a dance off

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Changing into her leotard and leg warmers

katerwedo

wondering why no one else is wearing ballet slippers

terrordawg

Getting ready to break dance, but never actually breakdancing...

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Getting in my way every time I try to breakdance

terrordawg

Either attempting to do the worm, or having a seizure 🤔

amyjsparkles

Singing at the top of her lungs while her boyfriend is begging her to stop

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Holding up scorecards at the drunk singers

amyjsparkles

Trying to fight all the hot guys off of her!

DawnOfTheDead_Lift

Sitting in the private lounge on a throne like chair, sipping a margarita, legs crossed, and giving the bouncer a thumbs up or thumbs down on who may enter.

AliNouveau

attempting to deadlift my friend Dawn in the middle of the dance floor.

terrordawg

Limping around the club because one of her heels broke 🙁

jase0495

Picking from the line of guys waiting to dance with her.