Walk into a night club and the poster above is.....

back_in_black

Stealing some old lady's purse

DawnOfTheDead_Lift

Dividing the contents of said purse with his accomplice

2Racks

Liam Neeson, that’s all I got srry.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Standing in the corner assigning celebrity names to everyone in the club

epr31295

Doing cartwheels over shot glasses!

amyjsparkles

2Racks wrote: »

Liam Neeson, that’s all I got srry.

This made me LOL

amyjsparkles

miketake2pt0 wrote: »

Shooting pool and hustling someone

Shooting someone.

(Sorry Mike, I had to say it. 😄😂)

jamesakrobinson

On stage dancing under the pseudonym Candi

brian_can

Holding a sign that says "Free Candi"

AliNouveau

Crushing beer cans on his head

brian_can

Giving a lap dance

AliNouveau

He's in a cage dancing

kam26001

Frantically looking for the keys to unlock the dancers from their cages. She won't be winning Employee of the Month anytime soon.

slimgirljo15

stripping

kam26001

Stamping hands at the door and telling the patrons, "make your parents proud now ya hear!"

AliNouveau

Walking around selling shots he's made up himself in the bathroom

epr31295

Holding a sign behind me saying that i'm a pool hustler!

jamesakrobinson

Trying to stuff singles in the bar staff's pants

slimgirljo15

Having money stuffed down his pants

terrordawg

Escorting Jo out of the bar as she’s causing a scene

brian_can

Trying to convince me to dance with her. (It didn't take much convincing)

epr31295

Walking around with a post-it on his back that reads I love disco!

MaverickMatt_

Flexing his guns while doing the running man

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

High fiving everyone he walks past

terrordawg

Taking selfies at the bar with her squad

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Perfecting her duck lips in the reflection from her glass

Egger29

Slamming back JagerBombs

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Bodyslamming the bouncer

Egger29

Watching the door in case her Ex shows up....that jerk!

slimgirljo15

Twerking.. and it's hot