Walk into a night club and the poster above is.....

liftorgohome

Playing the naked girl puzzle game on the machine

liftorgohome

Helping me hand out vouchers wearing a tube top and mini skirt

MargaretLunan

in the corner watching

jamesakrobinson

Arguing with the bouncer carding her.

lx1x

Helping her beat up the bouncer

AliNouveau

Line dancing

lx1x

She was the lead dancer

AliNouveau

He was choreographing elaborate dances

lx1x

She was taking over the floor dance showing off the elaborate dance

jamesakrobinson

Scantily clad and using her "charms" to flog overpriced shooters.

JustSomeEm

Downing pickle-backs.

slimgirljo15

Passed out at a table

lx1x

Dancing over her while passed out

liftorgohome

Pulling Jo up to dance with her

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Trying to convince women that he's psychic so he can "read their palms."

liftorgohome

Bending over in a mini skirt right in front of me

lx1x

Being pervert. Staring at womens behind.. 🤪

liftorgohome

Pointing out women's butts to look at.

Humadog21

Tossing ice cubes at unsuspecting customers

slimgirljo15

Doing his best Magic Mike impersonation

jamesakrobinson

Humpin' my leg like a poodle with separation anxiety

go_cubs

Probably fist pumping his way to the bar

2Racks

Fending off all the boys.

liftorgohome

Giving out magic brownies

Sunshine_And_Sand

Giving belly shots to random hot guys.

liftorgohome

Butting in line for a belly shot

Sunshine_And_Sand

Kicking butt at Jello Wrestling

epr31295

Walking with her owner and everyone wondering if she is a real service dog or just there because she is cute and no on will ask!

liftorgohome

Playing with the dog instead of talking to women

Humadog21

Trying to sell dating tips to people