Walk into a night club and the poster above is.....

JSurita3

Walking straight towards me to ask me to dance.

striderb

But says she'll dance with me.

Nograce80

shaking what his momma gave him! No really, she bought him maracas for his birthday!

Noelv1976

Dude still got some skills!

Jerzeegirl13

doing body shots on the bar

Nograce80

girl let go of Noel!! Save some for the rest of us!

synchkat

making me jealous by flirting with the bartender

Nograce80

pulling some poor bartenders hair! Wow she's a scrapper!

katnroyal1987

Getting her groove on out on the dance floor

musclegood_fatbad

Buying shots for the bar

LiftingRiot

hes in the VIP surrounded by women

Nograce80

showing off his abs

Jerzeegirl13

striping on the dance floor- oops that was for lifting riot


Dancing with Noel

musclegood_fatbad

Dancing with her girls.

ilfaith

Putting the moves on an unusually tall girl with a dark brown voice named Lola.

striderb

Hopefully walking over to say hi.

KingLarry99

Hanging out in the VIP section with a few honeys...

katnroyal1987

Slamming down an empty shot glass

Yogi_warrior

doing body shots.

ilfaith

Doin' the "nae-nae"

musclegood_fatbad

Picking all the classic rock songs on the jukebox.

littleb0peep

Slipping roofies into the ladies drinks

SuzyQAzureblue

feeling up all the young guys bums

mhiggi02

teaching all of the 20-something ladies how a real woman drinks

SuzyQAzureblue

Walking up to me so I can feel the abs

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Rubbing down the front of a ripped dude.

Yogi_warrior

Eating Oreos and drinking milk.

ilfaith

eating bacon and drinking a heavy cream latte

Yogi_warrior

She looks mad, waiting for me. But I was stuck in traffic.

SuzyQAzureblue

Swaggering up to the bar and checking the place out