Walk into a night club and the poster above is.....

Yogi_warrior

passed out

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Making up a new dance move and the ladies are loving it.

Noelv1976

Hiding in the corner sipping his appletinin

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Considering ordering an appletini of his own and joining me.

Nograce80

Dancing on the bar double fisting appletinis

TUsphg8B4zrapVx

Getting ejected by the bouncer

musclegood_fatbad

Chasing around some playboy bunnies

Noelv1976

Kicking out the dude chasing the bunny

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Sliding around the dancefloor looking up skirts.

LindsayPosey

Hiding under a blanket because he thinks it's the invisibility cloak from Harry Potter.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Trying to cast spells on me with a straw.

mhiggi02

slappin his *kitten* and yelling "here kitty, kitty"

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LindsayPosey

Michael_Lucas wrote: »

Trying to cast spells on me with a straw.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

LindsayPosey wrote: »

Michael_Lucas wrote: »

Trying to cast spells on me with a straw.

I knew it!

Yogi_warrior

correcting grammer and words of drunks around him.

LindsayPosey

Having a push up contest with the DJ.

musclegood_fatbad

Stealing guys hats

LindsayPosey

Looking for his hat

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Getting pickpocketed by @Nograce80

mhiggi02

creating one-of-a-kind earrings fashioned out of fish bones while customers wait

Nograce80

Laughing at me as I get arrested because he snitched!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Planning on getting revenge when she gets out of the joint.

redromad275

Is there every time I turn around

LindsayPosey

Is spinning in circles

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Putting a picture of me back into his wallet.

LindsayPosey

Is ignoring me

MisterRok

is beautiful

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Is trying to get my attention by spilling a drink on me.

dcaiani

buying the entire club a round.