Walk into a night club and the poster above is.....

JSurita3

On the dance floor surrounded by a circle of women.

striderb

Already buying me a drink

FabulousFantasticFifty

Trying to get women to pay the tab!

striderb

Offering free drinks to older men.

JSurita3

Shocking everyone doing the "Whip and Nay Nay"

the_comeback

Wanna dance to something else

JSurita3

Giving dancing lessons

rippin2

Teasing the guys

FabulousFantasticFifty

Rippin his shirt off for the Ladies!

the_comeback

Shows little more cleavage

Jerzeegirl13

Sends over a drink to a girl he's admiring

JSurita3

Accepting a drink sent from @the_comeback

Nograce80

throwing away the protein cheesecake secretly so she doesn't hurt anyone's feelings.

4ever420

She's drunk and telling complete strangers that she loves them

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was hearing her own voice!

I Love you too and will 4ever!!!

TabithaCheesecake

Is the owner of said club and is patrolling the floor for misconduct

_fitness4life_

is doing body shots off a gorgeous guy

Nograce80

Mad that her husband was giving pookie body shots!

Noelv1976

Dancing like Elaine from Seinfield

Nograce80

making a video of my dancing!

LindsayPosey

Being filmed while she's dancing

musclegood_fatbad

Helping film a girls gone wild video.

Noelv1976

Directing the ladies to show some boobs for the Girls Gone Wild videos

the_comeback

Grabbing extra cameras and lights

Goodfellagrl

Sitting at the bar alone, to shy to talk to a girl.

klaben05

Having a smoke and a beer at the bar.

jbuzzed

Requesting a song from the dj

BEGFC

^IS the DJ.

Tialuna18

doing make up in the bathroom

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Kicking stools out from under drunk people.