Hot as balls

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  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    I've heard the term 'hot as balls' said in reference to the weather.

    "It's hot as balls outside right now."

    But never has anyone referred to ME as 'hot as balls'. That's not a compliment.
    That's a *kitten* trying to have swag.
  • StarChanger
    StarChanger Posts: 605 Member
    That taint nice!

    heh heh heh....
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    I've got hot balls
    I've got hot balls
    And they're such hot balls
    fancy hot balls
    And he's got hot balls,
    And she's got hot balls,
    But we've got the hottest balls of them all!

    Win
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    I am glad everyone agrees that this is not a good way of complimenting people, but help me out, how do I even respond to that?

    "Thank you, you are quite testicle-attractive yourself..."

    Well, thank god I'm manscaped!
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    I am glad everyone agrees that this is not a good way of complimenting people, but help me out, how do I even respond to that?




    How about

    "if you had any you would have approached and started a real conversation"........................Long pause.......................Look of disgust...........................Pause again.............."Douche"
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    it means you smell like balls. Please check your deoderant.
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    I normally say "balls hot" but that's in regards to the temperature lol
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I'm pretty sure that the phrase is "balls hot." And yes it's a compliment, but I wouldn't use it in mixed company. It's more a phrase guys use among ourselves when referring to hot women. Well, at least this guy.

    And I agree with the others as to "hot as balls" being a reference to the weather.
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    "Hey thanks! Your as smooth as *kitten*!"
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    it means you smell like balls. Please check your deoderant.

    sniff sniff, I'm good
  • luckyshilling
    luckyshilling Posts: 229
    You say (dripping with sarcasm of course).

    "Oh my god, that compliment was as slick as my vag!"
  • cindyhoney2
    cindyhoney2 Posts: 603 Member
    I've got hot balls
    I've got hot balls
    And they're such hot balls
    fancy hot balls
    And he's got hot balls,
    And she's got hot balls,
    But we've got the hottest balls of them all!

    PERFECT!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    it means you smell like balls. Please check your deoderant.

    sniff sniff, I'm good

    thats because we like our own scent. Wait, maybe im talking about farts. IDK.
  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
    Someone told me I was "the bomb" once. I was confused because there obviously was no bomb.

    Then I realized, I couldn't be sure of that. So I punched her in the face and reported her to the DHS.

    Can't be too safe when it comes to terrorism.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    it means you smell like balls. Please check your deoderant.


    It's not smell like balls it's "smell like a bum's nutsack"
  • trailtripper
    trailtripper Posts: 71
    I am glad everyone agrees that this is not a good way of complimenting people, but help me out, how do I even respond to that?

    "Thank you, you are quite testicle-attractive yourself..."

    A good comeback for such a compliment would your foot to his crotch area. I do believe that also would gain his undivided attention.
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
    Since when is this a compliment :noway: Or is it, I have been told this twice now. :frown:
    Would you rather be hot as *kitten*???
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    In for the balls at my nose!

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  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    I am glad everyone agrees that this is not a good way of complimenting people, but help me out, how do I even respond to that?

    You don't respond.

    Losers like that don't deserve your time or the breath it takes to speak a response.
  • Beastmode454
    Beastmode454 Posts: 340 Member
    LMAO haha i don't think i've ever heard that!
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    Thanks for all the great responses, except for Lone Wolf...you need to come sniff me :wink:
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
    I am glad everyone agrees that this is not a good way of complimenting people, but help me out, how do I even respond to that?
    Show him your tits
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Thanks for all the great responses, except for Lone Wolf...you need to come sniff me :wink:

    reported as that comment belongs in the Flirting thread lol.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    I am glad everyone agrees that this is not a good way of complimenting people, but help me out, how do I even respond to that?
    Show him your tits



    Always a one upper in every group
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Did they say you were like hot chocolaty balls?


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  • BigDaddyRonnie
    BigDaddyRonnie Posts: 506 Member
    In for the balls at my nose!

    Apparently you like tea as well.
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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    That taint nice!

    LOL
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'm confused as to why this would be a compliment. The *kitten* and associated balls are designed to be kept at a lower temp than the rest of the body. So, are these guys trying to tell you that you are not quite as hot as the rest of the body of females on this site?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    In for the balls at my nose!

    I myself, prefer them in my mouth.

    How you doin?

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