I'm offended! >:(

BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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i have no particular reason why i'm offended, except that almost everyone else on MFP seems to be and i didn't want to be left out. (feel free to suggest reasons why i should be offended though).

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  • kellybean14
    kellybean14 Posts: 237 Member
    Doesn't it make you so angry?!?!!!!! :explode:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Try this.

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  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    You're not offended. You're hangry.
  • toaster6
    toaster6 Posts: 703 Member
    A reason to be offended? Okay: You look like a burro in your profile picture there! Hmph!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    A reason to be offended? Okay: You look like a burro in your profile picture there! Hmph!

    so you're saying i look like an *kitten*?

    OFFENDED!
  • meredith1123
    meredith1123 Posts: 843 Member
    Maybe your hunger pangs are just offending you.
  • markymarrkk
    markymarrkk Posts: 495 Member
    'It's now very common to hear people say, "I'm rather offended by that", as if that gives them certain rights. It's no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. "I'm offended by that." Well, sofaking what?' —Stephen Fry
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    A reason to be offended? Okay: You look like a burro in your profile picture there! Hmph!

    so you're saying i look like an *kitten*?

    OFFENDED!

    There ya go! You got something... NSV!!!!!
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    How can you be offended? You pic shows that you're "jammin"
  • ajewellmom
    ajewellmom Posts: 186 Member
    I'm Canadian so even if I were offended, I would be too polite to say so.
  • MightyDomo
    MightyDomo Posts: 1,265 Member
    Actually I find the fact that bugs can think is offensive!

    .... or the phase goes something like that, watched Starship Troopers last night and that's what buddy said to the other gal when they were debating on TV about brain bugs haha. Love that movie...
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  • toaster6
    toaster6 Posts: 703 Member
    A reason to be offended? Okay: You look like a burro in your profile picture there! Hmph!

    so you're saying i look like an *kitten*?

    OFFENDED!

    You're welcome. :flowerforyou:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    ...those of you playing the mfp drinking game should be thoroughly wasted by now. :drinker:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I'm Canadian so even if I were offended, I would be too polite to say so.

    And I'm British so if I was offended I'd pretend not to be and keep a stiff upper lip, what.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    I was called hot as balls by my husband who lied to me about how fat I looked so then I flirted with married men on MFP, but it's okay because I created a thread confessing all my sins.

    i am OFFENDED on your behalf.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
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  • ksuetorres
    ksuetorres Posts: 139 Member
    Offended is some people's default position. Maybe I'll make it mine and join everybody else!
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    i'm probably getting too serious here, but Salinas v. Texas is a pretty good reason to be offended.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    ...those of you playing the mfp drinking game should be thoroughly wasted by now. :drinker:

    Don't I wish...

    Hey! Can you offend me? :bigsmile:
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I'm offended by your taking offence. How dare you? My state of bother is a serious matter!
  • dazydawn
    dazydawn Posts: 56 Member
    You're not offended. You're hangry.

    Oh...."hangry"....I like that.

    I mean, I'm offended.
  • finallydetermined
    finallydetermined Posts: 70 Member
    I'm Canadian so even if I were offended, I would be too polite to say so.

    And I'm British so if I was offended I'd pretend not to be and keep a stiff upper lip, what.

    And I'm Minnesota nice so I would not say anything about it but I may be passive-aggressive!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    You should be offended at the number of "should I eat my exercise calories?" threads that have popped up today. I know I am
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    I was called hot as balls by my husband who lied to me about how fat I looked so then I flirted with married men on MFP, but it's okay because I created a thread confessing all my sins.
    As long as you cnfess your sins, you can do pretty much whatever you want now, and be forgiven later... its all good.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,449 Member
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  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
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    awwwwwwwwwwww LOL!!
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    I don't like rasta donkeys, they're rude and immature.
    Grow up and get a real profile pic :wink:
  • jonjhayden
    jonjhayden Posts: 165 Member
    i have no particular reason why i'm offended, except that almost everyone else on MFP seems to be and i didn't want to be left out. (feel free to suggest reasons why i should be offended though).

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    This post is offensive as is all of the responses to it! How dare you take so lightly the sensitivity of the members of MFP. By the way, circular logic should is offensive as my post is a response to your post and therefore offensive.

    May I add that Andy Rooney is offensive. I mean with all that social commentary and the like. Same can be said for Jerry Seinfeld. I am also going to throw Mara Rooney in there as offensive. I am not sure why but she is really offensive...maybe here hairsstyles or her silly first name. (Hey that's offensive!)

    I am also offended by all of the Canadian truckers driving on I94...you should be too, eh!

    Oh now you went and got me started!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I am offended that your Jamaican burro is not blazing teh ganja mon.

    I would have to agree here. Except I had to fix the spelling. :tongue:

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