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tell me a joke

riirii93_
riirii93_ Posts: 475 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
give me ur best.

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  • scasey250
    scasey250 Posts: 145 Member
    Knock knock?
    You: who's there?
    Ach
    You: ach who?
    ACHOO!


    That's the best I've got...
  • riirii93_
    riirii93_ Posts: 475 Member
    aw scasey, u didnt' even let me open the door for u.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Lady goes into a bar and walks up to the bartender. Bartender asks the lady, "so what are you having?" Lady responds "Give me a sex on the beach and a double entendre and make it quick." So the bartender gives it to her.
  • riirii93_
    riirii93_ Posts: 475 Member
    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    Lady goes into a bar and walks up to the bartender. Bartender asks the lady, "so what are you having?" Lady responds "Give me a sex on the beach and a double entendre and make it quick." So the bartender gives it to her.

    i'm really starting to enjoy ur sense of humor LOL
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Why did the chicken commit suicide?
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    To get to the other side
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  • nicoleambersumpter
    nicoleambersumpter Posts: 48 Member
    What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

    Nice belt

    :#
  • delboyholmes123
    delboyholmes123 Posts: 50 Member
    nicoleambersumpter wrote: »
    What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

    Nice belt

    :#

    Loving that one.
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