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Funniest pick up lines.
Jonny15121983
Posts: 573 Member
Never used them myself but always amused when I hear them, so what are the funniest pickup lines you have ever used/heard?
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Nice turd cutter.
Don't know how well that would work tho.0 -
Your tongue looks soft can I taste it?0
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"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"
It's all in the delivery.0 -
This face leaves in 10 minutes - make sure you're on it.
Are your parents terrorists? 'Cause you're the bomb.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?0 -
:laugh: Anything with turd or cigar cutter is a win.iDeltaBigBoy wrote: »Nice turd cutter.
Don't know how well that would work tho.
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Are you a whistle baby? Because I want to blow you!0
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"You're under arrest! For stealing my heart."0
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Not funny (well, it may be to some cynics) per se, but thought I would share just the same.
"At first, I thought I felt the earth moving underneath me. When you walked by, I felt my heart quiver with anticipation. It was then I heard music for the first time in my life."0 -
Did it hurt? When you fell from the sky?0
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For runners
"Your pace or mine?"0 -
blurodriguez7 wrote: »
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You should sell hotdogs for a living, because you know how to make a wiener stand.0
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:laugh: That actually made me lol.ParatroopVet wrote: »You should sell hotdogs for a living, because you know how to make a wiener stand.
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Kind of along those same lines I've heard, "Do you like camping? Because I just pitched a tent."0
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Baby your bone structure is giving my bone structure.0
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice titts.
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How do you like your eggs in the morning...over easy or fertilized?0
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Get your coat. I've got a knife.0
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Is there an earthquake going on in heaven, because all the angels are falling down.0
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