Funniest pick up lines.

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Jonny15121983
Jonny15121983 Posts: 574 Member
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Never used them myself but always amused when I hear them, so what are the funniest pickup lines you have ever used/heard?
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  • The_Invisible_Boy
    The_Invisible_Boy Posts: 568 Member
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    Nice turd cutter.

    Don't know how well that would work tho.
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    Your tongue looks soft can I taste it?
  • edwardetr
    edwardetr Posts: 140 Member
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    "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"

    It's all in the delivery.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    This face leaves in 10 minutes - make sure you're on it.

    Are your parents terrorists? 'Cause you're the bomb.

    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    iDeltaBigBoy wrote: »
    Nice turd cutter.

    Don't know how well that would work tho.
    :laugh: Anything with turd or cigar cutter is a win.

  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
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    Are you a whistle baby? Because I want to blow you!
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    cklbrown wrote: »
    Are you a whistle baby? Because I want to blow you!

    Lmfao this is my new fav
  • IronBatMaiden
    IronBatMaiden Posts: 378 Member
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    "You're under arrest! For stealing my heart."
  • BasicGreatGuy
    BasicGreatGuy Posts: 868 Member
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    Not funny (well, it may be to some cynics) per se, but thought I would share just the same.

    "At first, I thought I felt the earth moving underneath me. When you walked by, I felt my heart quiver with anticipation. It was then I heard music for the first time in my life."
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    Did it hurt? When you fell from the sky?
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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  • brokebutfun
    brokebutfun Posts: 262 Member
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    For runners
    "Your pace or mine?"
  • Jonny15121983
    Jonny15121983 Posts: 574 Member
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    blurodriguez7 wrote: »
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    Lmfao
  • ParatroopVet
    ParatroopVet Posts: 32 Member
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    You should sell hotdogs for a living, because you know how to make a wiener stand.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    ParatroopVet wrote: »
    You should sell hotdogs for a living, because you know how to make a wiener stand.
    :laugh: That actually made me lol.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    Kind of along those same lines I've heard, "Do you like camping? Because I just pitched a tent."
  • Jonny15121983
    Jonny15121983 Posts: 574 Member
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    Baby your bone structure is giving my bone structure.
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,188 Member
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice titts.
  • freak4iron
    freak4iron Posts: 995 Member
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