True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • RLWatson70
    RLWatson70 Posts: 360 Member
    edited December 2017
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    I confess...I ran through the house with scissors with every light on and used the bathroom with the door open...all this..while the TV was left on.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    rwatson70 wrote: »
    I confess...I ran through the house with scissors with every light on and used the bathroom with the door open...all this..while the TV was left on.

    Awesome! You rebel you. I'm gonna try that sometime. I need to live a little every once in a while.
  • RLWatson70
    RLWatson70 Posts: 360 Member
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    81Katz wrote: »
    rwatson70 wrote: »
    I confess...I ran through the house with scissors with every light on and used the bathroom with the door open...all this..while the TV was left on.

    Awesome! You rebel you. I'm gonna try that sometime. I need to live a little every once in a while.

    Yes indeed....so exhilarating!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    rwatson70 wrote: »
    I confess...I ran through the house with scissors with every light on and used the bathroom with the door open...all this..while the TV was left on.
    81Katz wrote: »
    rwatson70 wrote: »
    I confess...I ran through the house with scissors with every light on and used the bathroom with the door open...all this..while the TV was left on.

    Awesome! You rebel you. I'm gonna try that sometime. I need to live a little every once in a while.

    Careful you two...I stabbed myself in the eye with scissors before, true story
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    happimess1 wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    rwatson70 wrote: »
    I confess...I ran through the house with scissors with every light on and used the bathroom with the door open...all this..while the TV was left on.
    81Katz wrote: »
    rwatson70 wrote: »
    I confess...I ran through the house with scissors with every light on and used the bathroom with the door open...all this..while the TV was left on.

    Awesome! You rebel you. I'm gonna try that sometime. I need to live a little every once in a while.

    Careful you two...I stabbed myself in the eye with scissors before, true story

    i am sorry i sent you those nudes. Won't happen again

    <3<3
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    Pretty sure I just consumed an entire day's worth of calories in the form of "liquid lunch". Oops.

    This is why I don't go to parties.

    I don’t go to parties because I hate people.

    I went because it was an obligation and my husband already RSVPed without my knowledge. Sometimes, you do things for other people whether you want to or not. It ended up being alright.

  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    I talk to my cats way more than I should.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    Pretty sure I just consumed an entire day's worth of calories in the form of "liquid lunch". Oops.

    This is why I don't go to parties.

    I don’t go to parties because I hate people.

    I went because it was an obligation and my husband already RSVPed without my knowledge. Sometimes, you do things for other people whether you want to or not. It ended up being alright.

    You just wrapped up my life in a few sentences.

    The cycle is as follows:

    Get invited somewhere
    Cringe
    Agree to go out of guilt or because my hand is forced
    Dread it
    Fake being sick
    Get dragged there against my will
    Have more fun than anyone else
    Leave last
    Ask my husband why we don’t do this sort of thing more often

    Yes, pretty much. He knows I am like this and still continues to put up with it after ten years. Either I am extremely fortunate.. or he's secretly a psychopath murdering people completely unbeknown to me and using me as his "perfect" cover.

    I'm going to optimistically maintain my hope that it's the first option. :D


    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I talk to my cats way more than I should.

    Doesn't everyone who has a cat as a family member do this? I thought we all did that. :#
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I talk to my cats way more than I should.

    I wonder if they feel the same way

    Probably, but until they grow thumbs they're stuck with me. Mwahahaha
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
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    Doesn't everyone who has a cat as a family member do this? I thought we all did that. :#

    I call it Cat Lady Syndrome.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    IC: it makes me feel reallllly old when I'm fiddling with something but I can't figure it out and then I hand it to DH and say something like "I can't work this damn thing!". It reminds me of my grandma with the flashing VCR clock for yearssss and yearssss.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I talk to my cats way more than I should.

    I wonder if they feel the same way

    Probably, but until they grow thumbs they're stuck with me. Mwahahaha
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
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    Doesn't everyone who has a cat as a family member do this? I thought we all did that. :#

    I call it Cat Lady Syndrome.

    Sweet. I'm well on my way, although I can only amass two cats at a time presently. Too much moving around to keep more than two.

    Do I lose some of my cat lady cred if I adopt a dog at some point?
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    Once a cat lady, always a cat lady.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I talk to my cats way more than I should.

    I wonder if they feel the same way

    Probably, but until they grow thumbs they're stuck with me. Mwahahaha
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    [

    Doesn't everyone who has a cat as a family member do this? I thought we all did that. :#

    I call it Cat Lady Syndrome.

    Sweet. I'm well on my way, although I can only amass two cats at a time presently. Too much moving around to keep more than two.

    Do I lose some of my cat lady cred if I adopt a dog at some point?

    Eh, not as long as the cats are still bigger than the dog. LOL

    Not a problem!

    A.) We aren't into small dogs (Sheltie or larger please!) and
    B.) My cats are monstrous as far as cats go. Not just fat.. but huge in stature for house cats. :D

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