True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    WadeWatts3 wrote: »
    I confess it is 2:30 in the morning and I want to drunk post but I have nothing to say

    You have no brilliant ideas? When I used to drink I had the biggest most awesome impressive 'ideas'. (Or so I thought!)
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    Broh i am wine drunk

    I like how you just labeled a specific kind of drunk. :D
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    edited December 2017
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    Broh i am wine drunk

    Where's my drunk pm? Or does that only happen with beer? :D
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    IC: I find the 'My Pillow' guy really creepy
    Like you'd find some bodies in his basement that were smothered and suffocated by 'My Pillow' pillows creepy.
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  • princess0lexi
    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
    I CONFESS!!!! i......stole...that.....-odd long pause-.... burrito while you were not looking
  • more_skal
    more_skal Posts: 400 Member
    princess0lexi wrote: »
    I CONFESS!!!! i......stole...that.....-odd long pause-.... burrito while you were not looking

    Ha ha ha good one!!
  • ekim2016
    ekim2016 Posts: 1,198 Member
    he sounds just like Jesse Ventura exactly!
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    princess0lexi wrote: »
    I CONFESS!!!! i......stole...that.....-odd long pause-.... burrito while you were not looking

    I wanted that
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    Are burritos the ones with rice in them? If they are, I don't really like burritos

    Sounds like a question for @cee134
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    Are burritos the ones with rice in them? If they are, I don't really like burritos

    Sounds like a question for @cee134

    I don't like or understand burritos. I do like Mu Shu.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Pretty sure I just consumed an entire day's worth of calories in the form of "liquid lunch". Oops.

    This is why I don't go to parties.
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  • RLWatson70
    RLWatson70 Posts: 360 Member
    edited December 2017
    I confess...I ran through the house with scissors with every light on and used the bathroom with the door open...all this..while the TV was left on.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    rwatson70 wrote: »
    I confess...I ran through the house with scissors with every light on and used the bathroom with the door open...all this..while the TV was left on.

    Awesome! You rebel you. I'm gonna try that sometime. I need to live a little every once in a while.
  • RLWatson70
    RLWatson70 Posts: 360 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    rwatson70 wrote: »
    I confess...I ran through the house with scissors with every light on and used the bathroom with the door open...all this..while the TV was left on.

    Awesome! You rebel you. I'm gonna try that sometime. I need to live a little every once in a while.

    Yes indeed....so exhilarating!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    rwatson70 wrote: »
    I confess...I ran through the house with scissors with every light on and used the bathroom with the door open...all this..while the TV was left on.
    81Katz wrote: »
    rwatson70 wrote: »
    I confess...I ran through the house with scissors with every light on and used the bathroom with the door open...all this..while the TV was left on.

    Awesome! You rebel you. I'm gonna try that sometime. I need to live a little every once in a while.

    Careful you two...I stabbed myself in the eye with scissors before, true story
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    happimess1 wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    rwatson70 wrote: »
    I confess...I ran through the house with scissors with every light on and used the bathroom with the door open...all this..while the TV was left on.
    81Katz wrote: »
    rwatson70 wrote: »
    I confess...I ran through the house with scissors with every light on and used the bathroom with the door open...all this..while the TV was left on.

    Awesome! You rebel you. I'm gonna try that sometime. I need to live a little every once in a while.

    Careful you two...I stabbed myself in the eye with scissors before, true story

    i am sorry i sent you those nudes. Won't happen again

    <3<3
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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    Pretty sure I just consumed an entire day's worth of calories in the form of "liquid lunch". Oops.

    This is why I don't go to parties.

    I don’t go to parties because I hate people.

    I went because it was an obligation and my husband already RSVPed without my knowledge. Sometimes, you do things for other people whether you want to or not. It ended up being alright.

  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    I talk to my cats way more than I should.
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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    Pretty sure I just consumed an entire day's worth of calories in the form of "liquid lunch". Oops.

    This is why I don't go to parties.

    I don’t go to parties because I hate people.

    I went because it was an obligation and my husband already RSVPed without my knowledge. Sometimes, you do things for other people whether you want to or not. It ended up being alright.

    You just wrapped up my life in a few sentences.

    The cycle is as follows:

    Get invited somewhere
    Cringe
    Agree to go out of guilt or because my hand is forced
    Dread it
    Fake being sick
    Get dragged there against my will
    Have more fun than anyone else
    Leave last
    Ask my husband why we don’t do this sort of thing more often

    Yes, pretty much. He knows I am like this and still continues to put up with it after ten years. Either I am extremely fortunate.. or he's secretly a psychopath murdering people completely unbeknown to me and using me as his "perfect" cover.

    I'm going to optimistically maintain my hope that it's the first option. :D


    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I talk to my cats way more than I should.

    Doesn't everyone who has a cat as a family member do this? I thought we all did that. :#
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I talk to my cats way more than I should.

    I wonder if they feel the same way

    Probably, but until they grow thumbs they're stuck with me. Mwahahaha
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
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    Doesn't everyone who has a cat as a family member do this? I thought we all did that. :#

    I call it Cat Lady Syndrome.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    IC: it makes me feel reallllly old when I'm fiddling with something but I can't figure it out and then I hand it to DH and say something like "I can't work this damn thing!". It reminds me of my grandma with the flashing VCR clock for yearssss and yearssss.

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