Why did you Arrest the person above?

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

For grunging when she should've been punk-rocking...

stephanieross1

For chasing people down the road..
For hours

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

For impersonating Taylor Swift...and Carrie Underwood...and Kristen Bell...
At the same time...

FabulousFantasticFifty

For wearing nothing but running sneakers and a pair of wings, dirty ones to boot!

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

For inciting a riot at Best Buy when they ran out of VCRs...
#BlackFriday

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let_me_clip_dirty_wings

For wanting me to convert all her 8-tracks to cassettes...

Archer2017

He always forgot to rewind those cassettes.

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

She always separated the M&Ms before consumption (but not by color, by size)

Archer2017

Size is important for some things.

He always ate the biggest M&M's.

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Underage drinking

Archer2017

For having above average sized calves.

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

For impersonating Liv Tyler...
#SizeMatters

Archer2017

Guilty. You can handcuff me.

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

For not knowing the safe word after I handcuffed her

Archer2017

For failing to mention there was a safe word.

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gcibsthom

decent exposure....we'll have none of that around here, young lady....

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

For improper use of a snow globe

SaraMA1

For stealing all 10 bunnies from the pet store

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SaraMA1

mjaykup wrote: »

Tried to feed people dry turkey

GASP.. me? but but but.... I'm innocent, I swear

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

For swearing

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let_me_clip_dirty_wings

For impersonating Wolverine

SaraMA1

For signing Barry Manilow in the street after 2:00 AM (Copa Cabana)

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FabulousFantasticFifty

For secretly photographing a pant less guy from under a Park bench

bboyd223

Dancing naked at the local asylum