Why did you Arrest the person above?

NewlifeinNW

She'd inhale helium every time we passed the floral department, then make funny voice announcements on the speaker system

gcibsthom

Obscenity...she is wearing a sweater which displays...*kittens*

slimgirljo15

Plotting the overthrow of the government

FabulousFantasticFifty

Conspiring to ban Sea Salt and Almond Dark Chocolate for us Plebeians

GulfPirate13

Exposure of Fabulous Fantastic Legs

slimgirljo15

Piracy

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NewlifeinNW

She kept filling my shoes with whip cream.

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Every step she took was noisy and squishy and I just couldn't take it anymore!!!

GulfPirate13

She littered when she threw Liftinglady's shoes out the window

RunHardBeStrong

for rolling is rrrrrrrr's too much

FabulousFantasticFifty

For running a Kissing booth and accepting Marijuana edibles as payment!

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Rotti548

Slapping a mall Santa for getting a bit to handsy

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Rotti548

For following the officer that arrested me while saying "mmmm....donuts...."
On the bright side, at least we'd be in the same paddy wagon.

FabulousFantasticFifty

For calling me a Paddy! ;p

Rotti548

For smashing a cream pie in my face!

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FabulousFantasticFifty

For making me waste a cream pie!

Rotti548

For starting a pie fight at Denny's!! It's so on!

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beastier

I suspected she was carrying illegal items & needed to carry out a full strip search

NewlifeinNW

I arrested him for ab-struction of justice

slinkybinkydog

Trying to walk in heels on the strip

handyrunner

Sold knock off guns and roses shirts

slimgirljo15

Peeping Tom ..caught him in my bushes

handyrunner

Kept a basement full of men

slimgirljo15

Snow dropper ...pinched my undies
Don't you stretch em