Funny thing I recieved in the mail yesterday.
monkeystikx
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I do not post to much, but I received this flyer in the mail yesterday and it was to good not to chuckle at.
"Dr. John Q. Public presents his seminar: Stress, hormones, and genetics, the real reason for belly fat. Come discover the reason you may not have any control over your weight". "Entrance is allowed for a small $fee. Gourmet Hour de oeuvres, and open bar will be provided"
"Dr. John Q. Public presents his seminar: Stress, hormones, and genetics, the real reason for belly fat. Come discover the reason you may not have any control over your weight". "Entrance is allowed for a small $fee. Gourmet Hour de oeuvres, and open bar will be provided"
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You can stuff your face and get drunk all while paying to listen to someone tell you that your weight problems are out of your control entirely... Seems legit.0
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Lol, "I knew my belly fat must be genetic. Not my fault at all. Please pass the sausage rolls and whiskey"0
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Too funny0
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OPEN BAR, I'M IN0
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Wohoo open bar? See you folks there0
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MakePeasNotWar wrote: »
And what's the "nominal fee" or am i better off buying my own liquor and staying home...although those hors d'ouvres might be worth it...0 -
Ha!. Thanks to that I now know I was right when I blamed my gut on my father. No sausage rolls for me, but if the fee's small enough I'll show for a rum and coke. ;-)0
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BUT HOW DO I LOG IT???
Shut up, I'm there with bells on and my own glass.0 -
orchidbutterflies wrote: »You can stuff your face and get drunk all while paying to listen to someone tell you that your weight problems are out of your control entirely... Seems legit.
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pincushion14 wrote: »BUT HOW DO I LOG IT???
Shut up, I'm there with bells on and my own glass.0 -
orchidbutterflies wrote: »You can stuff your face and get drunk all while paying to listen to someone tell you that your weight problems are out of your control entirely... Seems legit.
That's my kind of seminar!0 -
Ha!. Thanks to that I now know I was right when I blamed my gut on my father. No sausage rolls for me, but if the fee's small enough I'll show for a rum and coke. ;-)Ha!. Thanks to that I now know I was right when I blamed my gut on my father. No sausage rolls for me, but if the fee's small enough I'll show for a rum and coke. ;-)
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