Funny thing I recieved in the mail yesterday.

monkeystikx
monkeystikx Posts: 40 Member
edited November 22 in Health and Weight Loss
I do not post to much, but I received this flyer in the mail yesterday and it was to good not to chuckle at.

"Dr. John Q. Public presents his seminar: Stress, hormones, and genetics, the real reason for belly fat. Come discover the reason you may not have any control over your weight". "Entrance is allowed for a small $fee. Gourmet Hour de oeuvres, and open bar will be provided"

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  • orchidbutterflies
    orchidbutterflies Posts: 59 Member
    You can stuff your face and get drunk all while paying to listen to someone tell you that your weight problems are out of your control entirely... Seems legit.
  • MakePeasNotWar
    MakePeasNotWar Posts: 1,329 Member
    Lol, "I knew my belly fat must be genetic. Not my fault at all. Please pass the sausage rolls and whiskey"
  • jms5137
    jms5137 Posts: 26 Member
    Too funny :)
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
    OPEN BAR, I'M IN
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Wohoo open bar? See you folks there :)
  • MakePeasNotWar
    MakePeasNotWar Posts: 1,329 Member
    OPEN BAR, I'M IN

    Good point. OP, when and where?
    :drinker:
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
    OPEN BAR, I'M IN

    Good point. OP, when and where?
    :drinker:

    And what's the "nominal fee" or am i better off buying my own liquor and staying home...although those hors d'ouvres might be worth it...
  • marsinah1
    marsinah1 Posts: 106 Member
    Ha!. Thanks to that I now know I was right when I blamed my gut on my father. No sausage rolls for me, but if the fee's small enough I'll show for a rum and coke. ;-)
  • Mediocrates55
    Mediocrates55 Posts: 326 Member
    BUT HOW DO I LOG IT???

    Shut up, I'm there with bells on and my own glass.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    You can stuff your face and get drunk all while paying to listen to someone tell you that your weight problems are out of your control entirely... Seems legit.

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    edited August 2015
    BUT HOW DO I LOG IT???

    Shut up, I'm there with bells on and my own glass.
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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,347 Member
    You can stuff your face and get drunk all while paying to listen to someone tell you that your weight problems are out of your control entirely... Seems legit.

    That's my kind of seminar!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    marsinah1 wrote: »
    Ha!. Thanks to that I now know I was right when I blamed my gut on my father. No sausage rolls for me, but if the fee's small enough I'll show for a rum and coke. ;-)
    marsinah1 wrote: »
    Ha!. Thanks to that I now know I was right when I blamed my gut on my father. No sausage rolls for me, but if the fee's small enough I'll show for a rum and coke. ;-)
    One for me too please! With a squeeze of lime.

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