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CHOCOLATE!!...?

legacybush
legacybush Posts: 78 Member
edited November 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
So the other day I was walking down the street as per usual when suddenly I spotted a new vendor at the corner of my eyeball. I quickly dashed to the street vendor only to discover that what he had for sale was something that I had been trying to forget about since...that incident. As the street vendor asked me what type I wanted all I could think about was how I suddenly am unable to control my balance and that my breath was steadily increasing in pace.

The street vendor slowly backed away as I took my shirt off and screamed "CHOCOLATE" in his face. Urges I had hoped disappeared came back like a flash of lightening and next thing I knew my face was smothered with sweet sweet chocolate. On my way home I realized that the street vendor stopped screaming halfway throughout my tirade so I went back and noticed that...

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  • Kimegatron
    Kimegatron Posts: 772 Member
    k
  • Kimegatron
    Kimegatron Posts: 772 Member
    Grow down.
  • Kimegatron
    Kimegatron Posts: 772 Member
    Hey, I'm in the same city as your profile claims you're in. Where do you want me to deliver your chocolate?
  • legacybush
    legacybush Posts: 78 Member
    Kimegatron wrote: »
    Hey, I'm in the same city as your profile claims you're in. Where do you want me to deliver your chocolate?

    Please don't get my hopes up.
  • Kimegatron
    Kimegatron Posts: 772 Member
    Naw man, I'm in Troy! I'm at work though, so meet me behind the bushes at Livernois and Webb, I'll be at the end of the street. My dog made the chocolate. She's talented.
  • legacybush
    legacybush Posts: 78 Member
    Kimegatron wrote: »
    Naw man, I'm in Troy! I'm at work though, so meet me behind the bushes at Livernois and Webb, I'll be at the end of the street. My dog made the chocolate. She's talented.

    I'm not sure if I want to meet a weirdo like you.
  • Kimegatron
    Kimegatron Posts: 772 Member
    Bring 10,000 cola nuts. I'll be the hyena, you'll see.
  • legacybush
    legacybush Posts: 78 Member
    I'm not sure if we're talking about the same thing anymore.
  • Kimegatron
    Kimegatron Posts: 772 Member
    Did you send transmission from the one armed scissor?
  • legacybush
    legacybush Posts: 78 Member
    Earlier, by "I'm at work" did you mean that you escaped from a crazy hospital and have been wandering my city in the hopes of regaining sanity?
  • Kimegatron
    Kimegatron Posts: 772 Member
    No, it means that I am currently in a corporate building on one of the few approved sites, which happens to be located in Troy. Also, it was my city back in the early 90's! So it's also mine by default
  • legacybush
    legacybush Posts: 78 Member
    Okay. You've earned my trust. Next step is to meet behind the bush? Sounds good. I'll be the guy with an umbrella since it's probably going to rain.
  • Kimegatron
    Kimegatron Posts: 772 Member
    Ah, but it has already rained, although, there is still a 15% chance that it may again.
  • legacybush
    legacybush Posts: 78 Member
    Sorry, changed my mind again. Still don't want to meet a weirdo.
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