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  • phxhousingsolutions
    phxhousingsolutions Posts: 17 Member
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    musthavescentscanada wrote: »
    I have tequila at my mom's house.
    Wanna do it?
    -_-
    No. No.

    Lol some guys can't leave their moms....hehe
  • Lifeonmars2015
    Lifeonmars2015 Posts: 667 Member
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    How do you like your eggs? Unfertilized!!
  • phxhousingsolutions
    phxhousingsolutions Posts: 17 Member
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    mizzzc wrote: »
    Heres one I have as my pick up line on POF: Hey! You dropped something!! My Number!!!!! LOL works every time....

    Lol that is a classic too
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,206 Member
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    tracyannk28 wrote: »
    although this isn't a pick up line, some scammer on Facebook sent me a message this morning that said "your a pretty lady and I wills love to know you. i works in the military"

    Haha When I was in Iraq those same guys would be like "you beautiful, white women green eyes = beautiful baby, want to have mine?"

  • phxhousingsolutions
    phxhousingsolutions Posts: 17 Member
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    Lifeonmars2015 wrote: »
    How do you like your eggs? Unfertilized!!

    Lmao
  • mizzzc
    mizzzc Posts: 346 Member
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    I had a guy message me on facebook "You are so beautiful Im in luv with u marry me now"
  • Lifeonmars2015
    Lifeonmars2015 Posts: 667 Member
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    mizzzc wrote: »
    I had a guy message me on facebook "You are so beautiful Im in luv with u marry me now"

    and l'm still awaiting your reply!!!

  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,834 Member
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    mizzzc wrote: »
    I had a guy message me on facebook "You are so beautiful Im in luv with u marry me now"

    And you didn't take him up on it? He could have been your soulmate!!!! hahahahahaha :D

  • CTnicktellis
    CTnicktellis Posts: 846 Member
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    I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together
  • phxhousingsolutions
    phxhousingsolutions Posts: 17 Member
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    I heard a lot, but my all time favorites are:

    1. I find your lack of nudity disturbing
    2. On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped and I poked her
    3. Your so hot my zippers falling for you
    4. So we're friend now, when do the benifits kick in

  • phxhousingsolutions
    phxhousingsolutions Posts: 17 Member
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    Lifeonmars2015 wrote: »
    mizzzc wrote: »
    I had a guy message me on facebook "You are so beautiful Im in luv with u marry me now"

    and l'm still awaiting your reply!!!

    That was my line, lmao
  • mizzzc
    mizzzc Posts: 346 Member
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    Lifeonmars2015 wrote: »
    mizzzc wrote: »
    I had a guy message me on facebook "You are so beautiful Im in luv with u marry me now"

    and l'm still awaiting your reply!!!

    LOL! Awesome. but you don't look like a 50 year old native man.

  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,592 Member
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    'i want to die while inside you' was the scariest

  • phxhousingsolutions
    phxhousingsolutions Posts: 17 Member
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    salembambi wrote: »
    'i want to die while inside you' was the scariest

    That would be scary. Not fun times I'm thinking
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
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    In my native language for saying "I like you" you say it like backwards, so it is a confusion, you say like: you like me and it actually means I like you, once approached a chick and mumbled....You like me......how stupid!

    Bad pick up line: I like you so much that I wouldn't argue with you about who pays for the room...
  • 79dawn
    79dawn Posts: 19 Member
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    When I was in my early twenties this guy walked up to me in a bar and licked his finger, wiped it on my shirt, and said "baby let me take you home and get you out of those wet clothes"
  • MShayne2414
    MShayne2414 Posts: 537 Member
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    Do you like coffee? Cause I know I'm gonna like you a Latte. :D

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