I'm so sorry

Sparky_1113

Today something terrible happened to me. I sat down on a toilet that had the seat left up by a careless male; Me. In 34 years on this planet (for nearly 17 of which I have habitually used a toilet) I have never done this. Truthfully, I had always wondered why women got so upset over the issue. But, as I plunged *kitten*-deep into the ice cold drink and felt the sting of freezing water kiss the back of my sack, I came to terms with the treachery in not replacing the seat to a down position. I'm now working on a livid bruise that doubles as a tramp stamp and am conjuring the courage needed to admit I was gang raped by germs. In fact, the smearing of my fresh butt cheeks down the inner bowl not only left my *kitten* covered in enough bacteria to cure ebola, but made it to number one on my short list of "gross *kitten* I shouldn't ever do again" and I've accidentally drank my own piss while camping.

All I can think to say to women everywhere is;

I'm really really really....SORRY.

tat2cookie

Lol

lilbitoftrouble

That's great, but You're 34 and have only been using a toilet for 17 years? So for half of your life what did you do?

Adc7225

Karma ?? Apology accepted

spearmintskies

Yep. That's why we get so upset.

Alisontheice

Ya....thanks...finally one of your species understands

JSurita3

LMAO!!! This was hilarious. Thank you, I needed that laugh.,,

Sparky_1113

Glad you liked it

PurringMyrrh

Ahahahahaha! That's fantastic. :laugh:

crssftlv

Haha haha yeah it's quite a feeling isn't it? Fortunately for me, I have learned to look first.

Debmal77

Thank you!! lol