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Finish the fortune cookie quote and add another quote to finish:
mattyc772014
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Finish the fortune cookie quote and then come up with another for someone to finish. Make it funny. 
Man is born to live.....
Man is born to live.....
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alone.
If at first you don't succeed...0 -
.....so pleasure yourself tomorrow
It's better to be alone.....0 -
...when you on the toilet.
When you make your bed....
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...don't lie in it.
The person you're attracted to...,0 -
....in the bed.
Wealth is coming...0 -
when you payoff your debts.
You love....0 -
.....to sleep in
Never piss.,,,0 -
...on another mans grave.
Don't fry bacon....0 -
....in the nude
Stop procrastinating..,,0 -
...and make cupcakes.
A car is waiting....0 -
....to be washed
Beer is fine...0 -
...with lots of Chinese food.
Trust her,....0 -
....with your money
Always drive...0 -
....your mother in law crazy.
The fortune you seek....0 -
.....is far away
Friends with benefits....0 -
....is like herpes, it never goes away.
Open the can....0 -
.....and don't cut yourself
Some days you are a pigeon.....
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.....just laying out on a stoop taken a dump.
Over every mountain there is......0 -
....a sh!tty path
People who argue with idiots.....0 -
....are always correct.
People always know....0 -
that you're the one who farted.
Look within yourself to find...0 -
.....love when you are alone in bed with only socks on.
Your head has always.....0 -
...got to be attached to your neck" -- Anne Boleyn
Good things come to those ...0 -
....that are impatient
Find happiness in....0 -
....a massage parlor
Take the road with....0 -
....the crazy people
Always trust...0 -
....your gut instinct.
Eat till.....0 -
...you're only really 80% full, for best health results.
When life gives you lemons,...0 -
....make a lemonade stand in Times Square.
....Look into the future when.....0 -
.....you find your glasses
The greatest danger....0
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