UPDATE ............

icandoit
icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
edited September 18 in Health and Weight Loss
ON MONICA LEWINSKY


After a relaxing bath...Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a mirror...

Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her....

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help...

'God....If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' She prayed...

And just like that... her ears fell off...

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  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    ON MONICA LEWINSKY


    After a relaxing bath...Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a mirror...

    Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her....

    In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help...

    'God....If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' She prayed...

    And just like that... her ears fell off...
  • THE_BEAN
    THE_BEAN Posts: 15 Member
    lol
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    OMG - that was too funny! :laugh:
  • icupfunny2000
    icupfunny2000 Posts: 470 Member
    :laugh: tooo funny
    j~
  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    Glad you enjoyed.
  • lovemuffins
    lovemuffins Posts: 91
    :laugh: I just about fell on the floor reading this one! :laugh:
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
    LMAO too funny!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    LOL! I heard it told another way.

    Monica lewinsky went in to speak to the plastic sugeon about getting some work done.

    She started to talk to him about wanting to get rid of her love handles...

    He looked at her kind of strange and said "You would look kind of funny without your ears!"
  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    LOL! I heard it told another way.

    Monica lewinsky went in to speak to the plastic sugeon about getting some work done.

    She started to talk to him about wanting to get rid of her love handles...

    He looked at her kind of strange and said "You would look kind of funny without your ears!"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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