Need to impress girl to get her back

brandonhymore67
brandonhymore67 Posts: 1 Member
edited November 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
I want to loose 17 pounds in 14 days some one help me!!!

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  • HikeCyclist
    HikeCyclist Posts: 153 Member
    Oh no... 87m33xtuo8bw.jpg
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    Not possible, sorry.

  • caffeinatedcami
    caffeinatedcami Posts: 168 Member
    edited August 2015
    I'm sorry but I've never met a girl who's gotten back together with an ex simply because he's lost weight. If you want to lose weight for your own sake that's great but being thinner doesn't fix relationships.

    edit: I want to make it clear that in no way is it safe (or even possible) to lose that much weight that fast.
  • barryplumber
    barryplumber Posts: 401 Member
    Not going to happen without a knife, don't think you want to lose a limb
  • glitzy196
    glitzy196 Posts: 190 Member
    Pretty sure you don't need her.
  • tomatoey
    tomatoey Posts: 5,446 Member
    You can't lose 17 pounds in 14 days, that is impossible.

    If this relationship depends on that, you probably don't want it, even if you *can* get it going again.

    (It's rarely a good idea go back to someone after a breakup anyway. You guys broke up for reasons that probably haven't changed and probably won't.)
  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
    Complete a shallow goal will only impress a shallow girl. What you gonna do with your first wrinkle? Botox?

    I suggest you complete a small ritual to mourn the loss of what might have been and move on.

    Weight lifting and Tai Chi can be therapeutic.
  • oh_happy_day
    oh_happy_day Posts: 1,137 Member
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  • misskarne
    misskarne Posts: 1,765 Member
    And even if you do succeed in this stupidly unrealistic dumb goal, what are you going to do if she refuses to take you back? You are aware that you are not entitled to a girlfriend and that a girl may dump you if she wishes, right?
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
    This is a ridiculous goal. Its unsafe and unhealthy

    If a girl doesn't want you because of your weight, then you don't need her anyway
  • 555_FILK
    555_FILK Posts: 86 Member
    Just try doing everything the opposite of what you normally do. That might reel her in. It worked for George Costanza.
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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  • coco_bee
    coco_bee Posts: 173 Member
    edited August 2015
    lol um vacuum cleaner to suck out the fat as in homemade liposuction?
  • whmscll
    whmscll Posts: 2,255 Member
    How old are you?
  • Cherimoose
    Cherimoose Posts: 5,208 Member
    Can't help you with the weight loss, but this might help with your oneitis. :+1:
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Did she break up with you because you gained 17 lbs?
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    brandonhymore67 wrote: »
    I want to loose 17 pounds in 14 days some one help me!!!

    All for a girl?

    If she doesn't like you in that way now, she's not going to like you in that way if you lose 17 pounds. And, if you lose 17 pounds in 14 days, she nor anyone else (including you) will like you at all because you will be way too grumpy and hangry.

    Seriously, what's the hurry?

    If you want to lose 17 pounds, set aside about nine months, but add an extra months or two because weight loss is not linear, and eat at a calorie deficit, and you will lose weight.

    Meantime, you might want to look for another girl. :)
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    jgnatca wrote: »
    Complete a shallow goal will only impress a shallow girl.

    I love this!

  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,436 Member
    A) impossible. B ) she isn';t going to get back with you. If she told you it was because you're 17lbs too heavy, she really means that the other guy is better hung and she feels bad for dumping you and wanted to make you think it's your fault. C), she's not worth it, bro. Plenty more fish in the sea.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    Cherimoose wrote: »
    Can't help you with the weight loss, but this might help with your oneitis. :+1:

    That is hilarious!
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    whmscll wrote: »
    How old are you?

    Well, there you go, Brandon. Someone is asking how old you are. ;)

    :D
  • 555_FILK
    555_FILK Posts: 86 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
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    Does no mean yes? Up means down?

    Is the opposite of goodbye hello... or badbye?

  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
    what's with the 14-day time limit? does one of you only have 14 days to live? zombie apocalypse?

    getting a cat implanted into your side? (mine grew naturally but i know most people aren't so lucky)

    seriously, i agree with everyone else.

    i ditched the last guy i dated just because he called me fat (then got married to my next boyfriend, then lost a bunch of weight). don't do it for someone else, do it for yourself. and do it realistically.
  • dakotababy
    dakotababy Posts: 2,407 Member
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    Its just not right.
  • 555_FILK
    555_FILK Posts: 86 Member
    dakotababy wrote: »
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  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    555_FILK wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
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    Does no mean yes? Up means down?

    Is the opposite of goodbye hello... or badbye?


    "My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    So you're going to go to this girl in 14 days, with your scales in hand and say "Wait, look, see what I have done for you" <dramatically step on scales, digital numbers waver until suddenly stopping dude punches air>. "17lbs now you've got to take me back"

  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
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  • ibnfaqir
    ibnfaqir Posts: 139 Member
    forget girls, eat, exercise, get ripped and profit.
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