too many bears where i live

Lorelei1974 · August 2015

I want to start walking, but where I live there are a lot of black bears and other wild animal hazards. Maybe if I only walk when it is daylight I will feel safer.

arditarose · August 2015

Perhaps, yes.

Ironmaiden4life · August 2015

Or buy a tread mill

mccindy72 · August 2015

Seems like the best idea.

DavPul · August 2015

Do the Bears drive white work trucks and follow you from the front?

arditarose · August 2015

DavPul wrote: »

Do the Bears drive white work trucks and follow you from the front?

This sounds oddly familiar

DopeItUp · August 2015

oh_happy_day · August 2015

We've got drop bears. Quite cantankerous.

Also really rapid mosquitoes.

Machka9 · August 2015

oh_happy_day wrote: »

We've got drop bears. Quite cantankerous.

Not many down here ... but you've still got to keep an eye out. You just never know with those drop bears.

vadimknobel · August 2015

you gotta move out of the bear exhibit at the zoo ;-)

CannonWhale · August 2015

Sounds like running would be better than walking! lol

Machka9 · August 2015

From what I've heard, running downhill is the way to go.

tomatoey · August 2015

CannonWhale wrote: »

Sounds like running would be better than walking! lol

that was the daddiest dad joke i ever heard (but good one lol)

CannonWhale · August 2015

LOL... Just make sure you don't run alone (and make sure your friend runs slower than you!) Now that completes the Dad joke for the day!

xmysterix · August 2015

In all seriousness, if you're planning to run in the woods, buy some bear spray (basically pepper spray) if you're concerned. Several of my friends have had their yards and campsites plagued by bears, this year.

Neversettle78 · August 2015

CannonWhale wrote: »

LOL... Just make sure you don't run alone (and make sure your friend runs slower than you!) Now that completes the Dad joke for the day!

That made me giggle