The Real Women Thread

CJisinShape
CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
edited August 2015 in Chit-Chat


makes me want to watch more tv.

I gotta go, folks. Just can't spend more time on this nonsense.




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  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    :confounded:
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
    Really????
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  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Real women don't own TVs
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    I want a raccoon
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    edited August 2015
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Real women don't own TVs

    :'(
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    edited August 2015
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Real women don't own TVs


    Nope their man buys it for them.

    *dives for cover*

    Where's my TV, b****?
  • katnroyal1987
    katnroyal1987 Posts: 3,449 Member
    Don't need a man to take of them but enjoy their company. :)
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  • katnroyal1987
    katnroyal1987 Posts: 3,449 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Real women don't own TVs


    Nope their man buys it for them.

    *dives for cover*

    Where's my TV, b****?

    So are you saying you're my woman?

    *raises hand* lol jk ;)
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Real women don't own TVs


    Nope their man buys it for them.

    *dives for cover*

    Where's my TV, b****?

    So are you saying you're my woman?

    No, I was just hoping your crap logic from this morning would work and if I waited long enough you'd bring me what I want.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Aweomse! I love the "I'm not bothered so I made a thread about how not bothered I am." threads!
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    Aweomse! I love the "I'm not bothered so I made a thread about how not bothered I am." threads!

    Yes make one I tend to abandon all my threads
  • katnroyal1987
    katnroyal1987 Posts: 3,449 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    katnroyal1987 wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Real women don't own TVs


    Nope their man buys it for them.

    *dives for cover*

    Where's my TV, b****?

    So are you saying you're my woman?

    *raises hand* lol jk ;)

    Did you shave yo pits today?
    Nah I'm going all natural!!! Rawr!!! Bahaha jk
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Real women don't own TVs
    Nope their man buys it for them.
    *dives for cover*

    Dats no lie. A man bought my tv.

    I don't have service though, so it's just for movies and the like.
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Real women don't own TVs
    Nope their man buys it for them.
    *dives for cover*

    Dats no lie. A man bought my tv.

    I don't have service though, so it's just for movies and the like.

    You obviously haven't performed your duties this month so he cut off the cable. Serves you right.

    Well these women obviously don't know how to install cable
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    blurodriguez7 wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Real women don't own TVs
    Nope their man buys it for them.
    *dives for cover*

    Dats no lie. A man bought my tv.

    I don't have service though, so it's just for movies and the like.

    You obviously haven't performed your duties this month so he cut off the cable. Serves you right.

    Well these women obviously don't know how to install cable

    Does this involve you, a real woman, climbing up on a pole?

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    Shut up and just enjoy the view.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    edited August 2015
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Real women don't own TVs
    Nope their man buys it for them.
    *dives for cover*
    Dats no lie. A man bought my tv.
    I don't have service though, so it's just for movies and the like.
    You obviously haven't performed your duties this month so he cut off the cable. Serves you right.
    No cable in the sticks and the trees are too tall for dish, so bite me!



    Seriously, please...just a nibble at least.
    blurodriguez7 wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    Well these women obviously don't know how to install cable
    And you bite me too!

    :tongue:

  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Gender fluidity....mind blown
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    Honestly, real women have class, are self-sufficient, can open their own door but will gladly allow a man to open itfor them. Not because they're weak, but because they deserve it. Real woman aren't born I think...they're raised. They are a dying breed I'm afraid. Just like real men.

    Thanks for clearing that up. You saved me from posting a string of nudes in the other thread just to confirm I was still a real woman.
  • katnroyal1987
    katnroyal1987 Posts: 3,449 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    Honestly, real women have class, are self-sufficient, can open their own door but will gladly allow a man to open itfor them. Not because they're weak, but because they deserve it. Real woman aren't born I think...they're raised. They are a dying breed I'm afraid. Just like real men.

    AMEN
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    Honestly, real women have class, are self-sufficient, can open their own door but will gladly allow a man to open itfor them. Not because they're weak, but because they deserve it. Real woman aren't born I think...they're raised. They are a dying breed I'm afraid. Just like real men.

    :bawling:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    Honestly, real women have class, are self-sufficient, can open their own door but will gladly allow a man to open itfor them. Not because they're weak, but because they deserve it. Real woman aren't born I think...they're raised. They are a dying breed I'm afraid. Just like real men.

    Can you become a real man if you were born a wooden puppet? That is the real question!
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    blurodriguez7 wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    Well these women obviously don't know how to install cable
    And you bite me too!

    :tongue:
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    ldrosophila wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    Honestly, real women have class, are self-sufficient, can open their own door but will gladly allow a man to open itfor them. Not because they're weak, but because they deserve it. Real woman aren't born I think...they're raised. They are a dying breed I'm afraid. Just like real men.

    Can you become a real man if you were born a wooden puppet? That is the real question!

    I got yer wooden puppet. Careful though, he likes to throw up on women.
    Thanks. Now I know what to think about when I hop in the shower before work.
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    blurodriguez7 wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Real women don't own TVs
    Nope their man buys it for them.
    *dives for cover*

    Dats no lie. A man bought my tv.

    I don't have service though, so it's just for movies and the like.

    You obviously haven't performed your duties this month so he cut off the cable. Serves you right.

    Well these women obviously don't know how to install cable

    Does this involve you, a real woman, climbing up on a pole?

    Excited-Happy-Kenneth-Parcel-30-Rock.gif

    Yup ;)
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  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    ch33s3cak3s wrote: »
    what was the question?

    Your boobs...are they real?


    or be nice and a real gentlemen and say "glorious orbs"
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  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    Which were?

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