Unload your Burdens

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jennmpantoja
jennmpantoja Posts: 1,086 Member
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Hey Everyone!
I just wanted a place where people can come and unload any burdens they have. I know I have a few. I have zero problems talking about them, but honestly I really do try to pray about them. I know its a lot to ask, but I feel like sometimes there are things that just need to get off my chest and mind.
Let me know and I will do the best I can to help.

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  • jennmpantoja
    jennmpantoja Posts: 1,086 Member
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    Maximus wrote: »
    So today I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.

    So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

    So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

    Oh my gosh!! I am not sure if I should be laughing, crying or both!! LOL!!!!!
  • jennmpantoja
    jennmpantoja Posts: 1,086 Member
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    Non_Stop wrote: »
    I have many burdens...99 of them in fact.

    We all do. :)
  • CooperSprings
    CooperSprings Posts: 754 Member
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    Non_Stop wrote: »
    I have many burdens...99 of them in fact.

    But a what ain't one?
  • jennmpantoja
    jennmpantoja Posts: 1,086 Member
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    I Peter 5:7 this is what came to me. I need this today.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    jennmpantoja wrote: »
    I Peter 5:7 this is what came to me. I need this today.
    Oh my gosh, that's my life-verse right there!
  • CooperSprings
    CooperSprings Posts: 754 Member
    edited August 2015
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    Non_Stop wrote: »
    ChangeThePath wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    I have many burdens...99 of them in fact.

    But a what ain't one?

    Actually yes, that's the majority of my problems.

    No ring let that free bird sing.
    Unless it's a good bird.
    Cage those lil f--kers.
  • jennmpantoja
    jennmpantoja Posts: 1,086 Member
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    Maximus wrote: »
    I just had a 30 second pee

    LMAO!!!! I can't help but laugh!!!! :D:D
  • jennmpantoja
    jennmpantoja Posts: 1,086 Member
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    zcb94 wrote: »
    jennmpantoja wrote: »
    I Peter 5:7 this is what came to me. I need this today.
    Oh my gosh, that's my life-verse right there!

    I hope it helps. o:)
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    *flings bra across room*

    Burdens unloaded!
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    I hereby unload this song, which has been deeply stuck in my head all day. I actually don't know the title, but:
    Said I wasn't gonna tell nobody
    But I (couldn't keep it to myself)
    No, No, I (couldn't keep it to myself)
    No, No, I (couldn't keep it to myself)

    Said I wasn't gonna tell nobody
    But I (couldn't keep it to myself)
    What the Lord has done for me (for me)

    Chorus:
    You oughta been there (oughta been there)
    When He saved my soul (saved my soul)
    You oughta been there (oughta been there)
    When He put my name on the roll
    I'll keep walking and I'll keep talking
    And I'll keep singing and I'll keep shouting
    What the Lord has done for me
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, awoo!

    Said I wasn't gonna sing about it
    But I (couldn't keep it to myself)
    No, No, I (couldn't keep it to myself)
    No, No, I (couldn't keep it to myself)

    Said I wasn't gonna sing about it
    But I (couldn't keep it to myself)
    What the Lord has done for me
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, awoo!


    Repeat Chorus

    Oh said I wasn't gonna SHOUT about it
    But I (couldn't keep it to myself)
    No, No, I (couldn't keep it to myself)
    No, No, I (couldn't keep it to myself)

    Said I wasn't gonna shout about it
    But I (couldn't keep it to myself)
    What the Lord has done for me
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, awoo!


    Repeat Chorus

    Said I wasn't gonna pray about it
    But I (couldn't keep it to myself)
    No, I (couldn't keep it to myself)
    No, No, I (couldn't keep it to myself)

    Said I wasn't gonna pray about it
    But I (couldn't keep it to myself)
    What the Lord has done for me
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, awoo!


    Repeat Chorus

    Repeat Chorus (x3)

    (With Overlap)
    (I'll keep walking and I'll keep talking
    And I'll keep singing and I'll keep shouting)
    What the Lord has done for me
    (I'll keep walking and I'll keep talking
    And I'll keep singing and I'll keep shouting)
    What the Lord has done for me
    What the Lord has done for me
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, awoo!

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