If you could spend one day as the opposite sex, what would you do?

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  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
    I’d spend the time learning about myself and other women so I could be a better man to my special someone going forward.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    tmanfive wrote: »
    I’d spend the time learning about myself and other women so I could be a better man to my special someone going forward.

    This is the best thing I've read
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    I would open up my nothing box and spend a glorious few hours thinking about absolutely nothing
  • chuckle_bunny
    chuckle_bunny Posts: 496 Member
    tmanfive wrote: »
    I’d spend the time learning about myself and other women so I could be a better man to my special someone going forward.
    Excellent! You can start with this Friends DVD boxed set.
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    have a crying episode at work and leave early
    bemoan the lack of decent sized pockets on my pants
    eat hot chip and lie

    Don't forget to celebrate when you get clothing with good sized pockets. And don't forget to tell everyone about said pockets. Dem the rules.

    ya'll really need to just embrace the wearing of cargo pants

    I would embrace cargo pants/shorts if they flattered dat booty though.
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    have a crying episode at work and leave early
    bemoan the lack of decent sized pockets on my pants
    eat hot chip and lie

    Don't forget to celebrate when you get clothing with good sized pockets. And don't forget to tell everyone about said pockets. Dem the rules.

    ya'll really need to just embrace the wearing of cargo pants

    I would embrace cargo pants/shorts if they flattered dat booty though.

    im sold
  • michelle_FR
    michelle_FR Posts: 202 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    Get paid way more

    this + running at zero dark thirty without so much fear.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,278 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I’d find a hot women, talk real nice to her, get her number, text her something really nice, let her text me back, leave her on read for 8-10 hours, then disregard whatever that text said the next morning and just say “good morning beautiful”. It’s a full 24 day we have right?

    hey thats my line

    Prove it.
  • mistwitch
    mistwitch Posts: 184 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I’d find a hot women, talk real nice to her, get her number, text her something really nice, let her text me back, leave her on read for 8-10 hours, then disregard whatever that text said the next morning and just say “good morning beautiful”. It’s a full 24 day we have right?
    😢
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    Nothing, because I'd be fine.

    Everything would be fine.
  • mistwitch
    mistwitch Posts: 184 Member
    edited July 2021
    sorry sorry sorry it’s fine
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    this pose for a thirst trap selfie in the bathroom at work:

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    With or without panty lines?
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    this pose for a thirst trap selfie in the bathroom at work:

    9mlg4umhj8xd.jpg

    With or without panty lines?

    VPL 🤢
  • mistwitch
    mistwitch Posts: 184 Member
    Seriously though, I’d wear whatever is comfortable and go where I want at whatever time I want without fear of catcalling or violence
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    I’d fight people with my fists. 👊🏻
  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
    OpheliaCooter wrote: »
    I’d fight people with my fists. 👊🏻

    Wouldn’t recommend. This is what could happen when you thump ol’ buys skull for treating someone wrong.

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    Yes, the knuckle of my 4th and 5th metacarpal we’re completely broken off and are now rolled down.
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    make liberal use of a sarcastic "who hurt you" anytime a man actually opens up about his feelings B)
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    I'd tell these bishes to just calm down for like...the whole day. Ain't none of em loyal.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,278 Member
    I’d pretend to listen, give a course of action to fix her “problem” and then expect what I deserve soon after.
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    tmanfive wrote: »
    OpheliaCooter wrote: »
    I’d fight people with my fists. 👊🏻

    Wouldn’t recommend. This is what could happen when you thump ol’ buys skull for treating someone wrong.

    vvbxfbt7gz7a.jpeg

    Yes, the knuckle of my 4th and 5th metacarpal we’re completely broken off and are now rolled down.

    Oh I was gonna be all like, ‘what? Break off all of my fingers from the sheer force of my manly brute Strength!? ‘
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I’d pretend to listen, give a course of action to fix her “problem” and then expect what I deserve soon after.

    Wow, you've got the truth down pat. :)
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I’d pretend to listen, give a course of action to fix her “problem” and then expect what I deserve soon after.

    Wait, we're supposed to expect/deserve something after????

  • strangeanimal55
    strangeanimal55 Posts: 87 Member
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I’d pretend to listen, give a course of action to fix her “problem” and then expect what I deserve soon after.

    Wait, we're supposed to expect/deserve something after????

    Yeah, peace
  • Lady_ovthe_lakes
    Lady_ovthe_lakes Posts: 74 Member
    1. See if I could pee as high as a bus 🤔
    2. Find out if I’m still attracted to males or females or both!! 😳
    3. I’ll have to think about it
  • anna_nintey3
    anna_nintey3 Posts: 843 Member
    Flex heaps, see how much I can lift
  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
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