The Usual Suspects...

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  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Keaton: Hey, uh... friend of mine at the gym tells me that you know, that you knew what really leads to weight loss.

    Redfoot the Fence: The way I hear it, you follow CICO. Good plan, wasn't it? I used to count calories. Too bad CICO doesn't work for me anymore.

    Keaton: Yeah... I melt snowflakes. Better you hear it from me now than from somebody else later.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Keaton: This whole thing was a shakedown.
    McManus: What makes you say that?
    Keaton: How many times you been in a lineup? It’s always you and four noobs. forum police are paying noobs ten bucks a head half the time. And there’s no way they’d line five unicorns in the same row. No way. And what’s a…what’s a moderation lineup? Public defender could get you out of that one.
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  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a fat causer. Let's say you arrest three macronutrients for the same overweight. You put them all in diet book overnight. The next morning, whoever's losing weight is your macro. You see, if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down.
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  • MayMaydoesntrun
    MayMaydoesntrun Posts: 805 Member
    Best thread I've read in a long time.
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  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    They ghosted Trish' account again...[poof]... just like that she's gone...

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  • hamelle2
    hamelle2 Posts: 297 Member
    I just found a six pack of Jif covered in chocolate in the cupboard. Trying really hard to turn on the disposal. .....
  • CutsandCurves
    CutsandCurves Posts: 335 Member
    Alluminati wrote: »
    Where’s your head, Tin? Where do you think the pressure’s coming from?


    Nobody believes your refrigerator doing this, is real. Nobody ever saw or directly used your fridge, knew it to take away your willpower. But to hear you tell it, anybody could have lost their willpower to it as well. You never knew. That was its power.

    I'm here for ya, buddy. Whatever you're going through.

    What my metabolism never figured out, and what I know now, was that my hunger would never break, never die down, never be satisfied with any food. Any. Food.

    Herrspoons always said, "I don't believe in woo, but I'm afraid of it." Well I believe in CICO, and the only thing that scares me is eating at a restaurant.
    Rey drinking a gallon of water a day
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  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    I love peaches and cream!!
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