A dumb blonde joke.
An Irishman , a Mexican and a blonde guy were working on a beam on the 20th floor of a building.
As they sat eating lunch and the Irishman said,
"corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm jumping off this building."
The Mexican! Opened his lunch box and screamed, "burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm jumping off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and he jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and off he jumped.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was devastated. "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife wept and said, "I could've given him tacos or enchiladas! Why didn't he tell me he hated burritos so much?"
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife says, "Don't look at me. The moron makes his own lunch."
As they sat eating lunch and the Irishman said,
"corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm jumping off this building."
The Mexican! Opened his lunch box and screamed, "burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm jumping off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and he jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and off he jumped.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was devastated. "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife wept and said, "I could've given him tacos or enchiladas! Why didn't he tell me he hated burritos so much?"
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife says, "Don't look at me. The moron makes his own lunch."
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