Best broscience you've ever heard?

iarelarry
iarelarry Posts: 201 Member
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Fat turns into muscle and vice versa

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  • Sweaty_N_Hungry
    Sweaty_N_Hungry Posts: 142
    Fat turns into muscle and vice versa

    That's true bro.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Never eat past 8 pm, especially if you sleep on your side.

    You get fat from eating pizza. It doesn't matter how much you eat, you will get fat.

    If you have sex, you will get pregnant and you will die. Oh, wait, wrong kind of broscience.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    You have to eat every 2-3 hours or your body will think it is starving and will catabolize yer gainz
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    Breakfast boosts your metabolism.
  • 4homer
    4homer Posts: 457 Member
    if you dont drink 8 glasses of water a day...you'll die and if you drink pop on top of that, well my friend your fukkedd
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Soda doesn't count as water.
  • infamousdrew76
    infamousdrew76 Posts: 176 Member
    Soda doesn't count as water.

    To make that one worse, I've heard people say that if you add anything to your water it doesn't count....absurd!
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    a calorie is not a calorie.
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    the vague blanket bro science advice people who have been on this site for 5 minutes always seems to be:

    not loosing weight? plateau? wanna loose faster?

    eat more. <
    with no explanation.

    cause yeh, a smaller caloric deficit always makes people loose more weight.
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    "Look at how VASCULAR I am, Brian. If there's one thing women love, it's a vascular man." - Stewie Griffin
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Breakfast boosts your metabolism.
    But you can't have breakfast for dinner.
  • ziggiezambi
    ziggiezambi Posts: 253
    You need to eat more to lose weight. -.-
  • Hexahedra
    Hexahedra Posts: 894 Member
    Don't do cardio, it eats muscle.
  • miss0sarah
    miss0sarah Posts: 1
    whole food calories are worth less than processed food calories, because they're whole
  • Ang108
    Ang108 Posts: 1,711 Member
    A pound of muscle is heavier than a pound of fat.....jejeje.
  • shannashannabobana
    shannashannabobana Posts: 625 Member
    Soda doesn't count as water.

    To make that one worse, I've heard people say that if you add anything to your water it doesn't count....absurd!
    Yeah I can never figure that one out. That tiny bit of brewed tea completely negates the hydrating affect of water. Somehow.

    At the gym, 'don't lift heavy girl, you'll get big'.
  • glennstoudt
    glennstoudt Posts: 403 Member
    Building muscle and losing weight is impossible
  • SaintChubbkins
    SaintChubbkins Posts: 5 Member
    "Women shouldn't deadlift, you're not made like that."

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