Christian Weight Loss Program

Has anyone tried the Weigh Down Diet, a christian weight loss program? By Gwen Shamblin -
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  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
    Is this legit, a joke or spam?

    What diet requirements do Christians have to need a diet plan specifically for them?



  • janjunie
    janjunie Posts: 1,200 Member
    Lol....I have no words
  • Kimegatron
    Kimegatron Posts: 772 Member
    As an atheist, will I burn more calories, though?
  • Kimegatron
    Kimegatron Posts: 772 Member
    I'm j/k, but really, why does it have to be exclusively for Christians? Do you have to drink holy water? I'm confused.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,601 Member
    edited September 2015
    Kimegatron wrote: »
    As an atheist, will I burn more calories, though?

    No, you'll just burn, heathen.



    ETA: totally a joke.
  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
    Diet plan for Christians
    Step 1 eat what you like, follow anyone else's diet plan.
    Step 2 eat fish on Friday, no other meat.
    Step 3 no working out on Sunday.

    That about it? Or have I missed something :smiley:
  • Kimegatron
    Kimegatron Posts: 772 Member
    Kimegatron wrote: »
    As an atheist, will I burn more calories, though?

    No, you'll just burn, heathen.



    ETA: totally a joke.

    Will I at least burn enough to not have to use the furnace this winter? I would like to keep my family warm
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    edited September 2015
    Guys, this is no joke. Out of curiosity, I just looked it up online. All I got was a Spam loaded website where you have to pay for classes in order to use their weight loss program. I didn't got much further than to look at the registration because experience has taught me a few things:
    • Any diet will work if I eat at a calorie deficit.
    • To lose weight I do not have to follow any special diet program, I just have to eat at a calorie deficit.

    My suggestion is to not do this special diet. Eat the food you love at a calorie deficit, and you will lose weight.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,601 Member
    SLLRunner wrote: »
    Guys, this is no joke. Out of curiosity, I just looked it up online. All I got was a Spam loaded website where you have to pay for classes in order to use their weight loss program. I didn't got much further than to look at the registration because experience has taught me a few things:
    • Any diet will work if I eat at a calorie deficit.
    • To lose weight I do not have to follow any special diet program, I just have to eat at a calorie deficit.

    My suggestion is to not do this special diet. Eat the food you love at a calorie deficit, and you will lose weight.

    Oh, yeah. OP - don't go wasting your money. It sounds like just a pocket lining sham to raise money by appealing to a niche group. Eat at a deficit. You don't need to follow a special diet.
  • nordlead2005
    nordlead2005 Posts: 1,303 Member
    Ok, for all those people that don't know, there are a few diets based on the Bible. Just like we have diets based on what we think neanderthals ate, people have diets based on what the Bible says about food.

    For example, in the old testament it states there are unclean foods - Leviticus 11:1-23 and Deuteronomy 14:3-21 and some Christians feel that unclean foods are still unclean.

    However, as a Christian, I see no reason to follow any of these diet plan books that are supposedly based on the Bible. If you want to get healthy eating a varied diet with reasonable portions with ~0.8g/kg protein, ~30% fat, and the rest carbs is perfectly fine.

    If I understand the reviews, that is essentially what the the diet is. I don't see the point in buying the book. I mean, if you need a food devotional to set you straight, then I guess it is a good book. If you are looking for how to lose weight, MFP provides everything you need and you'd probably be better off buying a regular devotional or just reading the Bible.
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    What is christian about it? If it's as painful as sitting through church, count me out.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
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  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Ok, for all those people that don't know, there are a few diets based on the Bible. Just like we have diets based on what we think neanderthals ate, people have diets based on what the Bible says about food.

    For example, in the old testament it states there are unclean foods - Leviticus 11:1-23 and Deuteronomy 14:3-21 and some Christians feel that unclean foods are still unclean.

    However, as a Christian, I see no reason to follow any of these diet plan books that are supposedly based on the Bible. If you want to get healthy eating a varied diet with reasonable portions with ~0.8g/kg protein, ~30% fat, and the rest carbs is perfectly fine.

    If I understand the reviews, that is essentially what the the diet is. I don't see the point in buying the book. I mean, if you need a food devotional to set you straight, then I guess it is a good book. If you are looking for how to lose weight, MFP provides everything you need and you'd probably be better off buying a regular devotional or just reading the Bible.

    Keeping kosher is different than someone hawking a diet based on the bible.
  • rune1990
    rune1990 Posts: 543 Member
    Kimegatron wrote: »
    As an atheist, will I burn more calories, though?

    No, you'll just burn, heathen.



    ETA: totally a joke.

    Totally fricken hilarious, lol.
  • Venus_Red
    Venus_Red Posts: 209 Member
    Actually, it's not a diet plan based on anything mentioned in the Bible. It's praying to lose weight.
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    Actually, it's not a diet plan based on anything mentioned in the Bible. It's praying to lose weight.

    lol
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    Actually, it's not a diet plan based on anything mentioned in the Bible. It's praying to lose weight.

    SNORT!
  • nordlead2005
    nordlead2005 Posts: 1,303 Member
    So, how many of you would be surprised that I play EDM (among a variety of other genres) at my church?
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    Isn't your desire to overeat really spiritual hunger?
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    So, how many of you would be surprised that I play EDM (among a variety of other genres) at my church?

    ...sounds like...a party.
  • Venus_Red
    Venus_Red Posts: 209 Member
    Based on a very quick Google - it's praying to lose weight, nothing more, nothing less. I suppose it'd work just as well as anything Dr. Oz shucks.
  • nordlead2005
    nordlead2005 Posts: 1,303 Member
    Ok, for all those people that don't know, there are a few diets based on the Bible. Just like we have diets based on what we think neanderthals ate, people have diets based on what the Bible says about food.

    For example, in the old testament it states there are unclean foods - Leviticus 11:1-23 and Deuteronomy 14:3-21 and some Christians feel that unclean foods are still unclean.

    However, as a Christian, I see no reason to follow any of these diet plan books that are supposedly based on the Bible. If you want to get healthy eating a varied diet with reasonable portions with ~0.8g/kg protein, ~30% fat, and the rest carbs is perfectly fine.

    If I understand the reviews, that is essentially what the the diet is. I don't see the point in buying the book. I mean, if you need a food devotional to set you straight, then I guess it is a good book. If you are looking for how to lose weight, MFP provides everything you need and you'd probably be better off buying a regular devotional or just reading the Bible.

    Keeping kosher is different than someone hawking a diet based on the bible.

    That was one example, I'm not defending this book as good or not (it probably is bad), but kosher is based on the Bible, or if you want to argue, the Old testament is based on Judaism, I really don't care which way you want to view it.

    There are other diets based on the Bible, like the Maker's Diet. I'm not a fan of that diet either.
  • Venus_Red
    Venus_Red Posts: 209 Member
    So, how many of you would be surprised that I play EDM (among a variety of other genres) at my church?

    Why would that be surprising or otherwise to anyone?
  • alyssagb1
    alyssagb1 Posts: 353 Member
    >:) \m/
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,647 Member
    Kimegatron wrote: »
    I'm j/k, but really, why does it have to be exclusively for Christians? Do you have to drink holy water? I'm confused.

    I didn't think you were supposed to drink that. Maybe Next time I'll take a re-used aquafina bottle and dunk it in there.
  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
    No Noah jokes?

    No eating two/seven types of meat with each meal?

  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Ok, for all those people that don't know, there are a few diets based on the Bible. Just like we have diets based on what we think neanderthals ate, people have diets based on what the Bible says about food.

    For example, in the old testament it states there are unclean foods - Leviticus 11:1-23 and Deuteronomy 14:3-21 and some Christians feel that unclean foods are still unclean.

    However, as a Christian, I see no reason to follow any of these diet plan books that are supposedly based on the Bible. If you want to get healthy eating a varied diet with reasonable portions with ~0.8g/kg protein, ~30% fat, and the rest carbs is perfectly fine.

    If I understand the reviews, that is essentially what the the diet is. I don't see the point in buying the book. I mean, if you need a food devotional to set you straight, then I guess it is a good book. If you are looking for how to lose weight, MFP provides everything you need and you'd probably be better off buying a regular devotional or just reading the Bible.

    Keeping kosher is different than someone hawking a diet based on the bible.

    That was one example, I'm not defending this book as good or not (it probably is bad), but kosher is based on the Bible, or if you want to argue, the Old testament is based on Judaism, I really don't care which way you want to view it.

    There are other diets based on the Bible, like the Maker's Diet. I'm not a fan of that diet either.

    Isn't the Maker's Diet pretty much just doubleplus kosher? That's how I understood it.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    It's also a fitness plan...

    And on the Seventh Day, we rested. And it was good. And lo, but he ate all the food and it was good. And he called it rest day and lifted nothing heavy.
  • Kimegatron
    Kimegatron Posts: 772 Member
    Kimegatron wrote: »
    I'm j/k, but really, why does it have to be exclusively for Christians? Do you have to drink holy water? I'm confused.

    I didn't think you were supposed to drink that. Maybe Next time I'll take a re-used aquafina bottle and dunk it in there.

    I used to drink it as a kid, you know, when you get the tiny bottles of holy water? My friend in high school used to take the little bottles from his mom's church and fill them with vodka.
  • Venus_Red
    Venus_Red Posts: 209 Member
    Y'all are making this WAY too hard - seriously, you just PRAY. That's it. Just pray. And it happens. Magically. That's it. After you pay for the book and S&H&tithing to be charged to your cc each month as seed money.
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