I give up

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  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    Mag, when was the last time you took a poop break? Try decreasing your fiber intake for a week or so, I'm pretty sure you'll see a big jump in your post poo weigh-in if you do. Think of it as an anti-cleanse :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :heart:

    Finally some advice that makes sense!

    We're all here for the same thing :flowerforyou:
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Be careful not to poop too hard. You probably gained water weight from the splashback. Water weighs more than poop, so that's why your weight didn't change.

    I say you keep pooping even if the scale doesn't change...

    ...because the alternative is horrifying.
    What, you end up as a beachbody coach? (Or at least having one of the key qualifications.)
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    You can always cut off a limb.
  • Graelwyn75
    Graelwyn75 Posts: 4,404 Member
    Good grief, I cannot believe some people are taking this seriously?
    Do they just read the title and comment without bothering to check the original post?
    Jeez.

    Anyways, this might amuse you. :D
    NASA spacemen had to battle a weightless POO after it floated out of their rocket's toilet and into the zero-gravity cockpit.

    Newly-released transcripts reveal astronaut Thomas Stafford saying: "Give me a napkin, quick. There's a turd floating through the air."

    Crewman John Young replies: "I didn't do it — it isn't one of mine."

    Lunar Module Pilot Eugene Cernan also denies he's responsible before adding: "Here's another ******* turd. What's the matter with you guys?"

    The drama took place in May 1969 on Apollo 10, a "dry run" for the July moon landing.


    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4880930/nasa-spacemen-battle-weightless-poo.html#ixzz2X0Fn7R1l
  • Faithwebster
    Faithwebster Posts: 1
    this is so old back in the myspace days but never stops being funny
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Mag, when was the last time you took a poop break? Try decreasing your fiber intake for a week or so, I'm pretty sure you'll see a big jump in your post poo weigh-in if you do. Think of it as an anti-cleanse :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :heart:

    Finally some advice that makes sense!

    We're all here for the same thing :flowerforyou:

    He could try the "celery scrub"....I think that's what it was called.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    Mag, when was the last time you took a poop break? Try decreasing your fiber intake for a week or so, I'm pretty sure you'll see a big jump in your post poo weigh-in if you do. Think of it as an anti-cleanse :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :heart:

    Finally some advice that makes sense!

    We're all here for the same thing :flowerforyou:

    He could try the "celery scrub"....I think that's what it was called.

    I really want to know what that is, but I'm too scared to google it.

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