would you flirt message with the person above?!?!

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  • paddydiver24
    paddydiver24 Posts: 566 Member
    nope
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  • cahubbard6421
    cahubbard6421 Posts: 769 Member
    Yes
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
    Yes I would
  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    I can try

    Do you need my library card?


    Cause I'm checkin you out.

    😂
  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    I can try

    Do you need my library card?


    Cause I'm checkin you out.

    😂

    Oh I like it.

    Hey is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. 😌

    You can't be in the gym.


    It's for healthy people and you're smokin.
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  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    I can try

    Do you need my library card?


    Cause I'm checkin you out.

    😂

    Oh I like it.

    Hey is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. 😌

    You can't be in the gym.


    It's for healthy people and you're smokin.

    Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

    You can skip your cardio tonight cause you've been running through my head all day...
  • cahubbard6421
    cahubbard6421 Posts: 769 Member
    Yeah
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  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    I can try

    Do you need my library card?


    Cause I'm checkin you out.

    😂

    Oh I like it.

    Hey is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. 😌

    You can't be in the gym.


    It's for healthy people and you're smokin.

    Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

    You can skip your cardio tonight cause you've been running through my head all day...

    Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? ;)

    As long as you can fix my hard drive
  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    😂
  • aaronroy3
    aaronroy3 Posts: 49 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

    I’m fresh out of nice hair damnit 😂
  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

    It must be dark outside cause some stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
    Omg. I'm dying. That's freaking funny
  • jiujitsudad15118
    jiujitsudad15118 Posts: 462 Member
    he always flirts with me
  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

    It must be dark outside cause some stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

    Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later. 🤣

    I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    No. Lol :p
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    Whew at least these pick up lines are tame compared to the ones I know.
  • cahubbard6421
    cahubbard6421 Posts: 769 Member
    For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

    It must be dark outside cause some stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

    Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later. 🤣

    I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

    If you were my homework, I’d do you everyday.

    You would need a lot of late night cramming sessions to get all the work done
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    edited August 2019
    Let's play house.
    You be the front door and I'll slam you all night.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    My fave:

    Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cuz that @ss is refreshing 🤓
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Excuse me, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    Another from the iffy side.

    Let's play Army.
    I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    halflingpie wrote: »
    Another from the iffy side.

    Let's play Army.
    I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

    🤦‍♀️

  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    What has 128 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

    My Zipper.

    :D ah just as funny as it was in high school
  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    No, I don't flirt message.
  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    😂
  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

    It must be dark outside cause some stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

    Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later. 🤣

    I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

    If you were my homework, I’d do you everyday.

    You would need a lot of late night cramming sessions to get all the work done

    You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home. 🤣

    ☹️ All the broken furniture.
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