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would you flirt message with the person above?!?!
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Bridge_marie wrote: »
Oh I like it.
Hey is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. 😌
You can't be in the gym.
It's for healthy people and you're smokin.1 -
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Bridge_marie wrote: »Bridge_marie wrote: »
Oh I like it.
Hey is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. 😌
You can't be in the gym.
It's for healthy people and you're smokin.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
You can skip your cardio tonight cause you've been running through my head all day...1 -
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Bridge_marie wrote: »Bridge_marie wrote: »Bridge_marie wrote: »
Oh I like it.
Hey is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. 😌
You can't be in the gym.
It's for healthy people and you're smokin.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
You can skip your cardio tonight cause you've been running through my head all day...
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
As long as you can fix my hard drive1 -
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Bridge_marie wrote: »Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
I’m fresh out of nice hair damnit 😂2 -
Bridge_marie wrote: »Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
It must be dark outside cause some stole the stars and put them in your eyes.0 -
Omg. I'm dying. That's freaking funny1
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he always flirts with me1
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Bridge_marie wrote: »Bridge_marie wrote: »Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
It must be dark outside cause some stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later. 🤣
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?1 -
No. Lol
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Whew at least these pick up lines are tame compared to the ones I know.2
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For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.1
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Bridge_marie wrote: »Bridge_marie wrote: »Bridge_marie wrote: »Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
It must be dark outside cause some stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later. 🤣
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?
If you were my homework, I’d do you everyday.
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Let's play house.
You be the front door and I'll slam you all night.0 -
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Excuse me, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?3
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Another from the iffy side.
Let's play Army.
I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.0 -
halflingpie wrote: »Another from the iffy side.
Let's play Army.
I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
🤦♀️
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What has 128 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
My Zipper.
ah just as funny as it was in high school 1 -
No, I don't flirt message.1
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