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Would give a full body massage to person above.
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »JoaoCCCTeixeira wrote: »Only if I get to dress up as an old asian lady and scream HAPPY ENDING?! throughout the whole thing.
Sure thing ..knock yourself out ....my back is killing me ..I need a massage..I don't care if you dress up as a 2 bit hooker and scream.."I crapped my pants"
Ok how about I ... Wait that's not nice..
I'll just give the good massage lol0 -
Hell yeah come on I'm waiting lol0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »JoaoCCCTeixeira wrote: »Only if I get to dress up as an old asian lady and scream HAPPY ENDING?! throughout the whole thing.
Sure thing ..knock yourself out ....my back is killing me ..I need a massage..I don't care if you dress up as a 2 bit hooker and scream.."I crapped my pants"
Well then, I'm going in. Not "in" but in. I just need to break out the "offend the sjw" kit. Swear those are getting used up too fast these days. You have time to take a shower first. Please. Think of the children.
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Yep..cause hes giving me one too....
Showered and fresh..now get to it...believe me..if you give me a good massage Im not thinking about children..getting pregnant maybe
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clothed or naked?0
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Defo naked1
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Front or back
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Both wink wink0
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No matter if you're white, asian, etc. These words will make anyone a stereotypical black dad. Now hol' on while I goes for smokes.slimgirljo15 wrote: »..getting pregnant maybe
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Yes ..and naked of course ..
Can you translate ^^^ to Australian ...JoaoCCCTeixeira wrote: »
No matter if you're white, asian, etc. These words will make anyone a stereotypical black dad. Now hol' on while I goes for smokes.slimgirljo15 wrote: »..getting pregnant maybe
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Yes, and whose neked you or me!!0
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I've done worse at work so sure...0
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Yep.....I would..0
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Yes I'll need to work some lotion up0
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Lotions a ready front or back 1st0
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Front, I'm skeered of the back lol0
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Here it comes (no pun intended)0
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kcstuart1980 wrote: »Here it comes (no pun intended)
Lies !!
Do you want a facial when I'm finished?1 -
^^ T ..yes 0 -
Of Course
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Yes ..and naked of course ..
Can you translate ^^^ to Australian ...JoaoCCCTeixeira wrote: »
No matter if you're white, asian, etc. These words will make anyone a stereotypical black dad. Now hol' on while I goes for smokes.slimgirljo15 wrote: »..getting pregnant maybe
Translation: "oy ya stray c**t oi am goin' up and leave dis, yea? Count. Shrimp on de barbie.0 -
JoaoCCCTeixeira wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Yes ..and naked of course ..
Can you translate ^^^ to Australian ...JoaoCCCTeixeira wrote: »
No matter if you're white, asian, etc. These words will make anyone a stereotypical black dad. Now hol' on while I goes for smokes.slimgirljo15 wrote: »..getting pregnant maybe
Translation: "oy ya stray c**t oi am goin' up and leave dis, yea? Count. Shrimp on de barbie.
You're off ya meds aren't ya... .
Yep..he needs relaxing ....0 -
I would definitely give you the best massage you have ever had....It might take hours.....or days...0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »JoaoCCCTeixeira wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Yes ..and naked of course ..
Can you translate ^^^ to Australian ...JoaoCCCTeixeira wrote: »
No matter if you're white, asian, etc. These words will make anyone a stereotypical black dad. Now hol' on while I goes for smokes.slimgirljo15 wrote: »..getting pregnant maybe
Translation: "oy ya stray c**t oi am goin' up and leave dis, yea? Count. Shrimp on de barbie.
You're off ya meds aren't ya... .
Yep..he needs relaxing ....
What makes you think I ever got on 'em?0 -
JoaoCCCTeixeira wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »JoaoCCCTeixeira wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Yes ..and naked of course ..
Can you translate ^^^ to Australian ...JoaoCCCTeixeira wrote: »
No matter if you're white, asian, etc. These words will make anyone a stereotypical black dad. Now hol' on while I goes for smokes.slimgirljo15 wrote: »..getting pregnant maybe
Translation: "oy ya stray c**t oi am goin' up and leave dis, yea? Count. Shrimp on de barbie.
You're off ya meds aren't ya... .
Yep..he needs relaxing ....
What makes you think I ever got on 'em?
Shhhhhhh ......this won't hurt a bit..0 -
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What makes you think I ever got on 'em?[/quote]
Shhhhhhh ......this won't hurt a bit..[/quote]
No. My cousin's been to jail. I know what those words mean.
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JoaoCCCTeixeira wrote: »
What makes you think I ever got on 'em?[/quote]
Shhhhhhh ......this won't hurt a bit..[/quote]
No. My cousin's been to jail. I know what those words mean.
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Trust me
..ermmm I meant 
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