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Would give a full body massage to person above.

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  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
    Only if I get to dress up as an old asian lady and scream HAPPY ENDING?! throughout the whole thing.

    Sure thing ..knock yourself out ....my back is killing me ..I need a massage..I don't care if you dress up as a 2 bit hooker and scream.."I crapped my pants"

    Ok how about I ... Wait that's not nice..

    I'll just give the good massage lol
  • Watchinherbackthistime
    Watchinherbackthistime Posts: 1,896 Member
    Hell yeah come on I'm waiting lol
  • JoaoCCCTeixeira
    JoaoCCCTeixeira Posts: 14 Member
    Only if I get to dress up as an old asian lady and scream HAPPY ENDING?! throughout the whole thing.

    Sure thing ..knock yourself out ....my back is killing me ..I need a massage..I don't care if you dress up as a 2 bit hooker and scream.."I crapped my pants"

    Well then, I'm going in. Not "in" but in. I just need to break out the "offend the sjw" kit. Swear those are getting used up too fast these days. You have time to take a shower first. Please. Think of the children.

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Yep..cause hes giving me one too....
    Showered and fresh..now get to it...believe me..if you give me a good massage Im not thinking about children..getting pregnant maybe :D
  • PTSDUK
    PTSDUK Posts: 276 Member
    clothed or naked?
  • Watchinherbackthistime
    Watchinherbackthistime Posts: 1,896 Member
    Defo naked
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
    Front or back ;)
  • Watchinherbackthistime
    Watchinherbackthistime Posts: 1,896 Member
    Both wink wink
  • JoaoCCCTeixeira
    JoaoCCCTeixeira Posts: 14 Member
    ..getting pregnant maybe :D
    No matter if you're white, asian, etc. These words will make anyone a stereotypical black dad. Now hol' on while I goes for smokes.
  • PTSDUK
    PTSDUK Posts: 276 Member
    Both wink wink

    fingers might slip, if oiled up
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2016
    Yes ..and naked of course ..
    ..getting pregnant maybe :D
    No matter if you're white, asian, etc. These words will make anyone a stereotypical black dad. Now hol' on while I goes for smokes.
    Can you translate ^^^ to Australian ... :D
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
    Yes, and whose neked you or me!!
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    I've done worse at work so sure...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Yep.....I would..
  • Watchinherbackthistime
    Watchinherbackthistime Posts: 1,896 Member
    tfrasur wrote: »
    Yes, and whose neked you or me!!

    Obvs both lols
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
    Yes I'll need to work some lotion up
  • Watchinherbackthistime
    Watchinherbackthistime Posts: 1,896 Member
    Lotions a ready front or back 1st
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
    Front, I'm skeered of the back lol
  • Watchinherbackthistime
    Watchinherbackthistime Posts: 1,896 Member
    Here it comes (no pun intended)
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
    Here it comes (no pun intended)

    Lies !!

    Do you want a facial when I'm finished?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    :o ^^ T :D ..yes
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    Of Course
  • JoaoCCCTeixeira
    JoaoCCCTeixeira Posts: 14 Member
    Yes ..and naked of course ..
    ..getting pregnant maybe :D
    No matter if you're white, asian, etc. These words will make anyone a stereotypical black dad. Now hol' on while I goes for smokes.
    Can you translate ^^^ to Australian ... :D

    Translation: "oy ya stray c**t oi am goin' up and leave dis, yea? Count. Shrimp on de barbie.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2016
    Yes ..and naked of course ..
    ..getting pregnant maybe :D
    No matter if you're white, asian, etc. These words will make anyone a stereotypical black dad. Now hol' on while I goes for smokes.
    Can you translate ^^^ to Australian ... :D

    Translation: "oy ya stray c**t oi am goin' up and leave dis, yea? Count. Shrimp on de barbie.

    You're off ya meds aren't ya... . :D

    Yep..he needs relaxing ....
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    I would definitely give you the best massage you have ever had....It might take hours.....or days...
  • JoaoCCCTeixeira
    JoaoCCCTeixeira Posts: 14 Member
    Yes ..and naked of course ..
    ..getting pregnant maybe :D
    No matter if you're white, asian, etc. These words will make anyone a stereotypical black dad. Now hol' on while I goes for smokes.
    Can you translate ^^^ to Australian ... :D

    Translation: "oy ya stray c**t oi am goin' up and leave dis, yea? Count. Shrimp on de barbie.

    You're off ya meds aren't ya... . :D

    Yep..he needs relaxing ....


    What makes you think I ever got on 'em?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Yes ..and naked of course ..
    ..getting pregnant maybe :D
    No matter if you're white, asian, etc. These words will make anyone a stereotypical black dad. Now hol' on while I goes for smokes.
    Can you translate ^^^ to Australian ... :D

    Translation: "oy ya stray c**t oi am goin' up and leave dis, yea? Count. Shrimp on de barbie.

    You're off ya meds aren't ya... . :D

    Yep..he needs relaxing ....


    What makes you think I ever got on 'em?

    Shhhhhhh ......this won't hurt a bit..
  • JoaoCCCTeixeira
    JoaoCCCTeixeira Posts: 14 Member
    [/quote]


    What makes you think I ever got on 'em?[/quote]

    Shhhhhhh ......this won't hurt a bit..[/quote]

    No. My cousin's been to jail. I know what those words mean.

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2016


    What makes you think I ever got on 'em?[/quote]

    Shhhhhhh ......this won't hurt a bit..[/quote]

    No. My cousin's been to jail. I know what those words mean.

    [/quote]

    Trust me >:) ..ermmm I meant o:)
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
    Yes