Protein Farts at the gym.

Navybelle
Navybelle Posts: 12 Member
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A. Own them like a BOSS?

B. Flee, and try to blame it on the poor chap next to you?

C. Hang one of those lil tree air fresheners around your neck?


LMAO... I just can't.

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  • MisterRok
    MisterRok Posts: 3,985 Member
    I keep the body odor on level 5 to disguise the farts. They still may hear them though.
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    Walk away to the corner of the gym and let rip.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Flee beforehand, to the nearest restroom, and hope it doesn't turn into a protein "bathroom break!" That can happen.
  • sixxpoint
    sixxpoint Posts: 3,529 Member
    D. Checking you out this whole time and you had to go and ruin it.
  • Navybelle
    Navybelle Posts: 12 Member
    Yes, I suppose it could turn from bad to worse in a matter of seconds. All suggestions duly noted.
  • sscarmack
    sscarmack Posts: 210 Member
    I let it rip and own it. We all experience it. I apologize and give them fair warning before entire the protein zone haha
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    are we talking in between sets or right in the middle of a squat?
  • TrailBlazzinMN
    TrailBlazzinMN Posts: 509 Member
    Ah yes. I remember when I used to get protein farts. I'd go with option D. Run in the bathroom and do it there. Get out quick so if someone was actually stalking you and paying attention, it looks like you just went in for quick moment to do something like wash your hands, inhale some nose candy...things of that nature.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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  • Navybelle
    Navybelle Posts: 12 Member
    @Chaelaz LMAO!!!
    @Jersey__Devil Anytime, they come with little to no warning.

    Well honestly, I believe *kitten* sweat left on a stationary bike, or rowing machine is more offensive than a fart. I mean, c'mon, they smell bad, but its not like microscopic poop particles are going to waft into your mouth.

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