I was visited by SATANISM!

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  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Hang on a sec....move the n in Santa to the end....Satan! My brain just wrinkled!
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    I once woke up and couldn't move. Stupid hand cuffs.

    I once woke up with a weight on my chest. Turns out it was one of my cats being a jerk....or trying to steal my breath.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    If dreaming about something meant it existed I would be both very, very scared.... and very, very happy. and really tired!

    I wasnt just dreaming! I couldnt Move,my voice Couldnt come out.THAT WAS REAL...
    The part where they were talking to me.I dnt know whether it was real or a dream.

    I guess I'm spoiling the fun, but it is a very very common physiological occurrence to be slightly between sleep and awake and to experience temporary paralysis, trouble breathing (feeling suffocated), and other responses. And to see a fuzzy image above you. A lot of people misinterpret that experience as being supernatural or from aliens. You can look it up.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    I once woke up and couldn't move. Stupid hand cuffs.


    Sorry lost the key
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    Just sacrifice a goat...you'll be ok.

    Will a vestal virgin do? Anyone know where I can get a vestal virgin? Price is no object.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    Hang on a sec....move the n in Santa to the end....Satan! My brain just wrinkled!

    Santa is just a ploy to find out where the naughty girls live.
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  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    I once woke up and couldn't move. Stupid hand cuffs.

    Were you on the bed, and where was the dominatrix in relationship to where you were bound?
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