Dietary high horses

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  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    senecarr wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    The "Iron Chef" had an episode in which the secret ingredient was trout and one of the chefs made trout ice cream. Yuck!!
    I don't believe you, there's something fishy about your claim of that as an episode.

    It's twoo, it's twoo!
  • psuLemon
    psuLemon Posts: 38,398 MFP Moderator
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    kristydi wrote: »
    psulemon wrote: »
    If it weren't for my horse i wouldn't have spent that year in college.

    Where does this come from? My husband says that all the time and can't remember where he got it!

    Lewis Black - Red, White and Screwed
  • nvmomketo
    nvmomketo Posts: 12,019 Member
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    LOL :D
  • GBrady43068
    GBrady43068 Posts: 1,256 Member
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    glassyo wrote: »
    How do you not punch people in the face when they get on them?

    Asking for a friend.

    :)

    Smile and nod.

    Unless it's my advice..then you should follow every bit to the letter. ;)
  • GBrady43068
    GBrady43068 Posts: 1,256 Member
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    lemurcat12 wrote: »
    I'm honestly confused. What's wrong with horses?

    (Not the high horses, the ew reaction.)

    I thought they might be expanding the Colorado marijuana laws. :D
  • Azuriaz
    Azuriaz Posts: 785 Member
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    GBrady43068 wrote: »
    lemurcat12 wrote: »
    I'm honestly confused. What's wrong with horses?

    (Not the high horses, the ew reaction.)

    I thought they might be expanding the Colorado marijuana laws. :D

    Well racehorses are pretty high. They make competitive cyclists look drug free.

    You wouldn't want to eat them, though.
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
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    senecarr wrote: »
    aggelikik wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    I scream, you scream, we all scream for horse meat ice cream!


    oahrhkhxmhb2.jpeg

    You are joking right? Please say this is a joke!
    You think that he's just making horseplay?

    Are you jockeying for a higher post count?

  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    PeachyCarol wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    aggelikik wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    I scream, you scream, we all scream for horse meat ice cream!


    oahrhkhxmhb2.jpeg

    You are joking right? Please say this is a joke!
    You think that he's just making horseplay?

    Are you jockeying for a higher post count?

    Saddle up...this thread is going for a long ride.
  • ilovecereal1982
    ilovecereal1982 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    Hey people!!! I am happy to see some true horse talk going on in here now...thank you for answering my wishes..
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,619 Member
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    I'm just glad it quickly moved into pun territory. :)
  • rune1990
    rune1990 Posts: 543 Member
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    I have to admit, I do enjoy those pun-y one liners.
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    Someone needs to pony up and bump this thread.
  • justrollme
    justrollme Posts: 802 Member
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    Are you trying to stirrup trouble?
  • icemaiden37
    icemaiden37 Posts: 238 Member
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    Quit foaling around!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,643 Member
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    I miss the old days when we had paleo vs. vegan threads...
  • cmtigger
    cmtigger Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Kalikel wrote: »
    Although I get tons of weight loss advice, I have never heard anyone in real life get on a dietary high horse. The "My diet is better than your diet!" stuff has only happened online.

    I've had people discourage my weight loss and make fun of the weighing and healthy eating, but I cut those friendships off. To everything there is a season, you know? Time to move on.

    On rare occasions, I've encountered the vegan who tells everyone why they're vegan, but it's a rare occurrence and has not been my typical experience with vegans.

    My dad does it. However his "advice" is really laughable. And I'm pretty sure my bmi is lower than his. So I'll go ahead and eat pizza, fries, and avocados in moderation.

    I've also run into a few others in real life, but then I go home and do my own thing.
  • glassyo
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    I have a coworker who said she ate healthy all week but didn't lose any weight. I immediately asked if she logged what she ate. Then she came back with she'd rather be healthy than thin.

    We also had a "discussion" about protein in avocados. I'm pretty sure the words, "It's not a good source of protein and I can prove it" came out of my mouth. :)
  • cmtigger
    cmtigger Posts: 1,450 Member
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    glassyo wrote: »
    I have a coworker who said she ate healthy all week but didn't lose any weight. I immediately asked if she logged what she ate. Then she came back with she'd rather be healthy than thin.

    We also had a "discussion" about protein in avocados. I'm pretty sure the words, "It's not a good source of protein and I can prove it" came out of my mouth. :)

    My dad's issue with avocados is mainly that he doesn't like them. So nobody should eat them. So he uses the 1980's "they are high in fat" excuse since he would look as crazy as he is if he used the first one.
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
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    A horse walks in to a bar. . . .
  • middlehaitch
    middlehaitch Posts: 8,484 Member
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    And the barman says ' white horse, dark horse, black horse? (whiskey)
    The horse says ' Nay, high horse'. ( beer MA)

    Cheers, h.

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