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MFP Uncrushables
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You know the way to my heart Jo!1
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maryward88 wrote: »You know the way to my heart Jo!
This is a safe haven ....the bacon is strong here0 -
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Lets partayyyyy ..
Ohh look ..even the guy that smells like pork chop1 -
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Ahhh so he doesn't exist then possible neither does your power ...slimgirljo15 wrote: »Those are some fancy pants!
Who is this @building_bulk you speak of ....maybe you are just saying he told you to run the joint ..I think you smell of crushableness
Who is @Building_Bulk ? Why he is a legend...a myth...a man more powerful than all the magic in a herd of unicorns.
can you prove uour uncrushableness ..
Prove my uncrushableness? Have you looked at me? I'm so ugly when I was a kid my mom had to tie pork chops to my ears just to get the dog to play with me.
Ok, I just spit my water everywhere!1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Ahhh so he doesn't exist then possible neither does your power ...slimgirljo15 wrote: »Those are some fancy pants!
Who is this @building_bulk you speak of ....maybe you are just saying he told you to run the joint ..I think you smell of crushableness
Who is @Building_Bulk ? Why he is a legend...a myth...a man more powerful than all the magic in a herd of unicorns. can you prove uour uncrushableness ..
Prove my uncrushableness? Have you looked at me? I'm so ugly when I was a kid my mom had to tie pork chops to my ears just to get the dog to play with me.
Ok, I just spit my water everywhere!
Just be glad I didn't tell you the story of when I was born. After the doctor placed me in my moms arms she said, "Oh what a treasure" and my dad said "great, lets be like pirates and go bury it".
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Ahhh so he doesn't exist then possible neither does your power ...slimgirljo15 wrote: »Those are some fancy pants!
Who is this @building_bulk you speak of ....maybe you are just saying he told you to run the joint ..I think you smell of crushableness
Who is @Building_Bulk ? Why he is a legend...a myth...a man more powerful than all the magic in a herd of unicorns. can you prove uour uncrushableness ..
Prove my uncrushableness? Have you looked at me? I'm so ugly when I was a kid my mom had to tie pork chops to my ears just to get the dog to play with me.
Ok, I just spit my water everywhere!
Just be glad I didn't tell you the story of when I was born. After the doctor placed me in my moms arms she said, "Oh what a treasure" and my dad said "great, lets be like pirates and go bury it".
Stop! You are killing me with this nonsense0 -
Need2BFitAgain wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Ahhh so he doesn't exist then possible neither does your power ...slimgirljo15 wrote: »Those are some fancy pants!
Who is this @building_bulk you speak of ....maybe you are just saying he told you to run the joint ..I think you smell of crushableness
Who is @Building_Bulk ? Why he is a legend...a myth...a man more powerful than all the magic in a herd of unicorns. can you prove uour uncrushableness ..
Prove my uncrushableness? Have you looked at me? I'm so ugly when I was a kid my mom had to tie pork chops to my ears just to get the dog to play with me.
Ok, I just spit my water everywhere!
Just be glad I didn't tell you the story of when I was born. After the doctor placed me in my moms arms she said, "Oh what a treasure" and my dad said "great, lets be like pirates and go bury it".
Hahahahaha no way i bet you were adorable
Adorable? Hell, I'm so ugly that if ugliness were bricks, I would be the Great Wall Of China.0 -
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Have you ever opened a package of bacon and kinda hugged it because we are uncrushed after all, then it was such a good hugger you kind of rubbed it all over your body?
Ummmm...not that I would ever consider that but hypothetically and stuff. Cause really it's kinda weird. So maybe pretend i didn't say this.3 -
Need2BFitAgain wrote: »Need2BFitAgain wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
I think it should be. I'd ask @GymRatSF but I think he may have forgotten his medication
Medication? I went off that years ago, just don't tell my therapist.
Hahaha just makes you more fun
That is what I thought! A little crazy is always more fun.
Damn right, who wants to be normal
Im a weirdo0 -
Need2BFitAgain wrote: »hittingitonemoretime wrote: »Need2BFitAgain wrote: »Need2BFitAgain wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
I think it should be. I'd ask @GymRatSF but I think he may have forgotten his medication
Medication? I went off that years ago, just don't tell my therapist.
Hahaha just makes you more fun
That is what I thought! A little crazy is always more fun.
Damn right, who wants to be normal
Im a weirdo
Me too !!! Love you bestie!!
Its why we are besties
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Have you ever opened a package of bacon and kinda hugged it because we are uncrushed after all, then it was such a good hugger you kind of rubbed it all over your body?
Ummmm...not that I would ever consider that but hypothetically and stuff. Cause really it's kinda weird. So maybe pretend i didn't say this.
I may or may not have considered this :laugh:0 -
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Have you ever opened a package of bacon and kinda hugged it because we are uncrushed after all, then it was such a good hugger you kind of rubbed it all over your body?
Ummmm...not that I would ever consider that but hypothetically and stuff. Cause really it's kinda weird. So maybe pretend i didn't say this.
A "friend" told me it's better if you warm the bacon up slightly because that is what I imagine a real hug would feel like. I mean my "friend" thinks that is what a real hug would feel like. I get lots of hugs so it's not me.2 -
Have you ever opened a package of bacon and kinda hugged it because we are uncrushed after all, then it was such a good hugger you kind of rubbed it all over your body?
Ummmm...not that I would ever consider that but hypothetically and stuff. Cause really it's kinda weird. So maybe pretend i didn't say this.
A "friend" told me it's better if you warm the bacon up slightly because that is what I imagine a real hug would feel like. I mean my "friend" thinks that is what a real hug would feel like. I get lots of hugs so it's not me.
Hugging yourself don't count as lots of hugs 1 -
I'm sitting here hugging my huggy pillow because I don't even have bacon....
*Kicks rocks0 -
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^^ and that is why I have always argued with people that say you can't buy love/happiness because as long as you can buy bacon I say yes you can!1
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I buy pounds of love every week. Is that so wrong of me?0
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I'm sitting here hugging my huggy pillow because I don't even have bacon....
*Kicks rocks
@TeachingT - here you go love
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hittingitonemoretime wrote: »I'm sitting here hugging my huggy pillow because I don't even have bacon....
*Kicks rocks
@TeachingT - here you go love
Now that made me smile.
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Now I want bacon and eggs0
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hittingitonemoretime wrote: »I'm sitting here hugging my huggy pillow because I don't even have bacon....
*Kicks rocks
@TeachingT - here you go love
I literally just jumped up and down!0
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