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A Funny

lisacsmith16
lisacsmith16 Posts: 64 Member
edited January 27 in Introduce Yourself
Not only did I fall off the Diet Wagon, I dragged the wagon into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy Twinkies! I NEED HELP!

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  • chelstakencharge
    chelstakencharge Posts: 1,021 Member
    BAHAHAHA!!!! Snap out of the funk and get back on board
  • DigitalDiana
    DigitalDiana Posts: 157 Member
    What's that you say...burning calories??? How many calories on that wagon? Jump back on...you've done well so far with 21 lbs. lost!
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    But where in the hell did you find the twinkies? Personally, I've been jonesing for some hostess chocolate cream filled cupcakes myself.
  • lisacsmith16
    lisacsmith16 Posts: 64 Member
    It was just a funny I found... Like this one:
    asks, if swimming is going to help me lose weight, will someone please explain whales to me?
    Or maybe this:::Who came up with the "You have to drink 8-8oz glasses of water a day"?. Must have been the inventor of TOILET PAPER
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    Only if the inventor of toilet paper was a woman. Guys aren't bright enough to think about it for that reason.
  • marciebrian
    marciebrian Posts: 853 Member
    Not only did I fall off the Diet Wagon, I dragged the wagon into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy Twinkies! I NEED HELP!

    blah blah I'm a lot older you and my wagon is bigger ;-) back in the wagon young lady :flowerforyou:
  • TheresaTester
    TheresaTester Posts: 115 Member
    I won't tell if you share the Twinkies with me ! :o)
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