oatmeal "pizza"

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  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    1) cook oatmeal (whole oats or instant, per your preference)
    2) spread cooked oatmeal in a round pan
    3) let air dry for 48-72 hours, or until it hardens
    4) with a pizza cutter, cut into wedge-shaped slices
    5) close your eyes
    6) raise wedge-shaped slice to your mouth
    7) in your mind, imagine that it's pizza
    8) bite and chew

    :drinker:

    nom nom nom.
    On the plus side, any of us Americans who have ever voted are already familiar with the part where you plug your nose, close your eyes, and pretend it doesn't suck.
  • 2013sk
    2013sk Posts: 1,318 Member
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    Ha ha.......without all the calories!!!